I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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foundation fail! Pale-faced FOTD with bright pink lips for monolids
Before we begin, I wanted to take the time to thank you for your congratulations and supportive words. I know times are stressful with finals and the upcoming holidays, so I wish everyone much peace and much love! My daily routine since the end of finals has involved sleeping in the wee hours of morning [...]
FOTD: Smoky Lavender Monolid Eyes with Plum Lips + Alienman gives thanks
Hey, guys! Did you catch the meteor shower last night? Actually, it hasn’t occurred during the time in which I am typing this up. In a couple of hours, we’ll be bundling up in our parkas and driving over to a nearby reservoir. I hope the sky is clear by then. I yam back! Finals [...]
Halloween FOTD: Ganguro Witch and Guido D-bag
When it comes to dressing up for Halloween, I tend to treat this ritual the same way I would handle an upcoming final exam; I wait until the last minute, then freak out and then hastily put something together and hope it works. Usually, this works with the finals. With the Halloween costume, unfortunately, it [...]
Adopted an Asian with Monolids? Get More Bang for your Buck! Give your pretty little Asian adoptee a DIY tune-up.
Some poor little girl ended up with one hell of an adoptive father. Apparently, he didn’t get a pretty enough girl from the Asian baby market, so he wielded his own professional cosmetic surgery skills to upgrade his current model. o look! a defect! He described her as a beautiful, happy child in whom he [...]
Day at the Orchards FOTD
We were expecting some rain this weekend but the day turned out to be nothing but perfect 70-degree weather and beautiful sky. We’re still anticipating endless days of rain, as one should expect of Oregon climate, so we were pretty eager to take advantage of this gorgeous weather by visiting the pumpkin patch. We ended [...]
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