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Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Biore Pore Minimizing Foaming Face Wash
Let’s start with the cons. Actually, it’s not so bad. In fact, I’d probably buy it again, if it weren’t for the damn beads. Still, it irks me that it’s got the ridiculously long name that comprises a promise it could not keep, even though I didn’t buy it for its promises! I don’t, for [...]
Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Garnier Nutritioniste Nutri-Pure Detoxifying Cream Cleanser
Second in line to this week’s series of cleanser-bashing is: Garnier Nutritioniste Nutri-Pure Detoxifying Cream Cleanser Clearly, your name is much too long for your own good. I trusted you because I thought you had a decent hair care line. However, the only means, by which you live up to the standards that Fructis has [...]
Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Cetaphil
Long ago, I told my readers to no longer expect posts about purchases (hauls) or any other type of product post that would do no more than promote a brand. Since then, my reader base has left me for better blogs. Just kidding. Now that I’ve got my requisite self-deprecating humor out of the [...]
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