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Gigi Hard Wax and Warmer: my adventure with at-home bikini waxing
* Before you proceed: All links to the GiGi Professional Brazilian Waxing Kit in this post (including this one) are Amazon Associates links, meaning I earn a commission for every purchase made through the link. I’ve had the GiGi Professional Brazilian Waxing Kit* for two years and it’s served me well. If only I had [...]
Review: Juice Beauty Green Apple Peel – Full Strength
I purchased this in November 2009 because my skin was reacting horribly to winter stresses. Almost a year later, I am now ready to publish this review…
Review: Illamasqua Rich Liquid Foundation
Sorry it took me this long to get around reviewing the foundation, but I don’t want to write a review on any product unless I’ve had a real intimate experience with it. You know what I was thinking just now? Gold Fishcake sounds far less charming than Goldfish Cake. Even though the latter is how [...]
EOTD and Review: CoverGirl Outlast Lipstain
Alienman is back with an FOTD. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, huh? Several years after becoming a BzzAgent, they finally hooked me up with one of their campaigns. Basically, you try out their product and, if you like it, you tell your friends about it. Then, you report back to [...]
Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Aveeno Clear Complexion Foaming Cleanser
By this time, you’re probably wondering if I’ve experienced ANY success with a cleanser. Maybe my expectations are too high. Anything that gets a B or above is probably something I would likely purchase again. Oftentimes, even though they’re decent products, the reason I slap a Kiss My Ass label on them is a) sadly, [...]
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