I am Alienman. This is my blog. I have sensitive acne-prone combination dry skin with an oily T-zone. Yea, my skin sucks. I have bulgy fatty monolids (aka single eyelids). I hate expensive over-hyped products that don't work. My female readers apparently dig my bewbs.
knitting
A Neapolitan Delight for a Jen
I’ve been working on a new scarf for the adorable and ever delectable Jen. I found some sweet yarn stores close to my new home. I got this amazing high quality yarn from Twisted, which has quickly become my new favorite yarn store for their great services and yarn selection. They also have a huge [...]
A Nice Day for Grilled Cheese Sandwiches + my self-knitted hat
Finally got around to getting the ol’ mane trimmed. Does it look too thinned out? I don’t know why she thought it was necessary to use a straightening iron. I mean, yea, my hair is kind of naturally wavy but I think it looks better than straight, limp hair.
I got this shirt from Goodwill [...]
Reporting in from Portland! + New Scarf
There are still boxes EVERYWHERE, holy crap. THEY WILL NEVER GO AWAY.
I should have made a New Year’s Resolution to stop typing in all-caps. TOO BAD I DID NOT HAR HAR HAR.
The highlight of my year so far? My latest scarf project! Okay, I’m kidding. If that were to end up being the highlight of [...]
handmade with love
The boyfriend is quite fond of the scarf I made him. He’s been wearing it everywhere. When I first finished it, he wore it indoors for a couple of days out of sheer delight.
Fricken’ boyfriend. We were watching a show on Hulu together when that Latisse commercial comes on. He turns to me and says, [...]
Sinful Colors Professional Nail Polish in Call You Later and Freshly Knit Chunky Scarves
I discovered that wearing Sinful Colors in Call You Later over China Glaze Medallion is redundant. It just looks like Call You Later by itself, but with more chunkier gold.
Call You Later is a clear polish with fine gold shimmer and larger chunks of green glitter. It just occurred to me that this would be [...]
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