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Hurricane Su Comes to Portland: What Happens When Alienman Hosts a Visitor Pt. 2
Crema Coffee is one of my favorite coffee shops for sipping and working. The staff are all great, they have a huge selection of pastries and breakfast items, and lots of seating. The cafe is in what might have once been an auto shop, so there are huge openings into the cafe and into the [...]
Hurricane Su Comes to Portland: What Happens When Alienman Hosts a Visitor
I still keep in touch with a few close friends from my high school years in Korea. One of these friends, Su, was finally able to visit me last summer. Not only would this trip would be her first time in Portland, but it would be her first time in the US. This, of course, [...]
Kale Chips: SO DERISHUS
The first time I had ever heard about kale chips was over a year ago, when Trish shared photos on her Facebook. It was one of those “great ideas I’ll try some day” that I ended up neglecting over time. That is, until yesterday.
Food Cart Tour: Waffle Window on SE 36th and Hawthorne.
This little window had been receiving a ton of rave reviews. Even so, whenever I saw the perpetually long line at the window, I just couldn’t see any waffle being worth the wait. I need to stop thinking that whenever I see a line anywhere in Portland as I’ve been wrong before. I was certainly [...]
Home porn. Food porn, that is.
Whole Wheat Pizza I used only whole wheat flour to make the crust for this. Doesn’t sound very appetizing, does it? It didn’t for me, either, but I braved it because I wanted to enjoy a homemade pizza without paying the caloric consequences. Again, I made personal-sized rounds as opposed to one large pie. This [...]
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