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Best Smudge-Proof Eyeliner for Monolids?
I have tried a few waterproof and smudgeproof eye liners but they don’t work. I also tried a powder (w/eye brush that looks like a small paintbrush) and liquid liner (that one was VERY difficult to use and I had to give it away because I had so much trouble with it). I wonder maybe [...]
Spring Peach FOTD
Last night was the first night spent at our new apartment. It’s a snug little place in a charming quiet neighborhood and we’re quite happy with it. The new manager seems like a very likable person, too. I love that she’s always wearing running shorts and gets everywhere by running or by bicycle. She consented [...]
Pink Glow for Monolids
Hey, friends and stalkers! Thanks for the kind words about my recent hair upgrade. You guys made me feel so much better about my otherwise lousy salon experience. You’ll be able to see my hair better in these photos, so let me know if you still think I shouldn’t worry about my eyebrow color. When [...]
Dramatic Navy Blue Eyeliner w/Berry Red Lips
GAH! My drive to Lake Oswego was a big fail. I had errands to run up there but had to turn around at Willamette Valley Vineyards and drive all the way back when I realized I had left at home an important item, without which the errand would be impossible to achieve. So, it looks [...]
Eyeliner tutorial for monolids who don’t want thick eyeliner.
Sorry I don’t have cleavage shots for you guys today. Clearly, that was the highlight of my last entry. Clearly, I was doing this whole blogging thing all wrong and I should include more boob-shots next time. You vulgar animals, you, rowr! Basically, this is how I wear eyeliner for just about every FOTD now: [...]
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