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Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Lancôme Blanc Expert NeuroWhite X3 Ultimate Whitening Purifying Foam
I think one year is a long enough time for a cleanser-review hiatus, don’t you? I don’t know about you guys but I’ve just about have had enough with these long ass names that promise us more than what the products have to offer. “Ultimate”? “NeuroWhite”? “Blanc Expert”? “X3″? Give me a break. It’s a [...]
Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Aveeno Clear Complexion Foaming Cleanser
By this time, you’re probably wondering if I’ve experienced ANY success with a cleanser. Maybe my expectations are too high. Anything that gets a B or above is probably something I would likely purchase again. Oftentimes, even though they’re decent products, the reason I slap a Kiss My Ass label on them is a) sadly, [...]
