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Reset Weight Goals: Back on Track!
My weight had stagnated at 135 since the winter holidays and, even though I wasn’t happy about it, I was only putting in half the effort. I still worked out regularly but I was eating almost anything and everything I wanted. Thankfully, the workouts kept me from gaining anymore weight. However, when July followed my [...]
Holy Crap: Bird of Prey
the only good that could come out of not grooming my eyebrows
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