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Halloween FOTD: Ganguro Witch and Guido D-bag
When it comes to dressing up for Halloween, I tend to treat this ritual the same way I would handle an upcoming final exam; I wait until the last minute, then freak out and then hastily put something together and hope it works. Usually, this works with the finals. With the Halloween costume, unfortunately, it [...]
Adopted an Asian with Monolids? Get More Bang for your Buck! Give your pretty little Asian adoptee a DIY tune-up.
Some poor little girl ended up with one hell of an adoptive father. Apparently, he didn’t get a pretty enough girl from the Asian baby market, so he wielded his own professional cosmetic surgery skills to upgrade his current model. o look! a defect! He described her as a beautiful, happy child in whom he [...]
Day at the Orchards FOTD
We were expecting some rain this weekend but the day turned out to be nothing but perfect 70-degree weather and beautiful sky. We’re still anticipating endless days of rain, as one should expect of Oregon climate, so we were pretty eager to take advantage of this gorgeous weather by visiting the pumpkin patch. We ended [...]
Pink Glow for Monolids
Hey, friends and stalkers! Thanks for the kind words about my recent hair upgrade. You guys made me feel so much better about my otherwise lousy salon experience. You’ll be able to see my hair better in these photos, so let me know if you still think I shouldn’t worry about my eyebrow color. When [...]
Dramatic Navy Blue Eyeliner w/Berry Red Lips
GAH! My drive to Lake Oswego was a big fail. I had errands to run up there but had to turn around at Willamette Valley Vineyards and drive all the way back when I realized I had left at home an important item, without which the errand would be impossible to achieve. So, it looks [...]
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