I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
GoldfishCake is NOT accepting sponsors or advertising at this time.
spwrinkle
recent illustrations by alienman
vomlog
just a little fitness update for myself
End of January, I weighed in at 143. I was back to square one. A year’s worth of progress from working out and dieting was flushed down the drain from the following half-year of sloth and gluttony. December, I joined a CrossFit gym but it wasn’t until March that I could go in regularly. There [...]
Confusion with Ideeli purchase
I’m planning a trip to Hawai’i in late April with my fiancé and, even though it’s a bit early, I ordered a swimsuit and a pair of sandals from Ideeli and received them today. The swimsuit looks great, even though I haven’t felt all that great about my body lately. I modeled it for my [...]
I Wrote the Book on Single, Bitch!
I had many years of crappy relationships and sheer loneliness before meeting my fiancé. I had never celebrated Valentine’s Day and I think I had one birthday with a boyfriend. The guys I dated were mostly complete tools and it took me a lot of time to figure out what it was I wanted before [...]
When it rains…
Okay, what the hell… You’d think that the change in seasons would be a little more gradual but noooooo not here! Yesterday, it was sunny and warm, everything was green and I was happily splashing about in the pool. Today it’s blowing cold wind, there is a single layer of dark cloud covering the entire [...]
Loading ...