I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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I Wrote the Book on Single, Bitch!
I had many years of crappy relationships and sheer loneliness before meeting my fiancé. I had never celebrated Valentine’s Day and I think I had one birthday with a boyfriend. The guys I dated were mostly complete tools and it took me a lot of time to figure out what it was I wanted before [...]
When it rains…
Okay, what the hell… You’d think that the change in seasons would be a little more gradual but noooooo not here! Yesterday, it was sunny and warm, everything was green and I was happily splashing about in the pool. Today it’s blowing cold wind, there is a single layer of dark cloud covering the entire [...]
We Moved Again
A year and a half after our second move of last year, we just moved again. I’ve only just begun unpacking and we’re mostly living out of boxes until we get new hangers and cabinets. Hey, remember when I wrote this rant about how I was going to “live small”? For the most part, we’ve [...]
Reset Weight Goals: Back on Track!
My weight had stagnated at 135 since the winter holidays and, even though I wasn’t happy about it, I was only putting in half the effort. I still worked out regularly but I was eating almost anything and everything I wanted. Thankfully, the workouts kept me from gaining anymore weight. However, when July followed my [...]
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