I am Alienman. This is my blog. I have sensitive acne-prone combination dry skin with an oily T-zone. Yea, my skin sucks. I have bulgy fatty monolids (aka single eyelids). I hate expensive over-hyped products that don't work. My female readers apparently dig my bewbs.
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Minor update
This past month has been riddled with little slices of hell, much of which was related to our housing situation. To summarize, what was supposed to be a six-month deal was cut short. This past several weeks, we were suddenly faced with a deadline to move out before April 1st. The boyfriend was out of [...]
Gift from Klaudea @ Lemon Pie
A delightful gift came in the mail last week. Free pr0n!
Actually, it’s an original ink painting done by Klaudea of Lemon Pie.
Klaudea had selected me as a winner of her recent Valentine’s Day giveaway, for Most Inspirational Female Blogger. As a prize, I received this beautiful ink painting. It looks more like it deserves [...]
No More Excuses
Portland weather is actually more miserable than Eugene. I had no idea it was possible for rain to be any wetter. I could probably drown if it took any longer for me to get to the car from the front door of the house. Picture me just standing in the rain, thrashing about, gargling and [...]
Congratulations, Perricone Giveaway Winner!
It looks like the lucky lady who will be receiving the Perricone Advanced Eye Therapy is
Pam Rudeen !!!! ZOMGGGG
Pam wrote:
I need an eye cream because upon reaching the upper 40’s my skin is betraying me! I tried a sample of the perricone Advanced Eye Area and 2 days later my 20 year old [...]
Feeling winter depression? Get your vitamin D NOW!
I just got my Costco coupons in the mail and one of them is for $4 off Nature Made vitamins. One of these is Vitamin D in 300 x 1000iu caplets.
If you get severe winter depression like I do, I highly recommend that you start taking 2000 iu of Vitamin D per day. Take [...]
