I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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Happy Saturday after Turkey Day!
Sorry I didn’t get to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving in time! This Thanksgiving, Alienman had two full turkey meals. The first one was around noon at my cousin’s and the second was at a friend’s. It was on that day that I learned my friend likes to put bacon on everything. Well, you guys [...]
Request to Readers: E-Mail Me!
I should be able to receive any emails sent to anything [at] goldfishcake.com but this doesn’t seem to be working. My Love Slave has successfully sent me e-mails via random names [at] this domain name, but I tried e-mailing myself and saw no success. Could you guys send e-mails to alienman [at] goldfishcake.com? It doesn’t [...]
your 5 must-sees/must-dos/must-trys of Las Vegas
Some of you are having problems with the comment form. Since this is what some of you have told me, I’m going to assume this applies to the rest of you… otherwise, my move to this domain has somehow led to a severe decline in readership. Not that I’d blame you. Even I can’t stand [...]
MMMMMARCH MMMMADNESSSSS
Cherry Culture, I’ve waited FOREVER for you to come around and hook me up with some sweet, savory deals. None of that “buy 20 times the makeup you need and tell yourself you’re saving money just because you got free shipping and a nasty cold-medicine flavored lip gloss you don’t ever use” crap. When: March [...]
the long thank you
Hey, hey, hey, readers! You know what’s really cool? When I first started out this blog, I felt more like I was writing in a private diary and so there wasn’t anybody to address. Somehow, somewhere along the way, it’s picked up a few regulars and it’s a completely different feeling when I blog now. [...]
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