I am Alienman. This is my blog. I have sensitive acne-prone combination dry skin with an oily T-zone. Yea, my skin sucks. I have bulgy fatty monolids (aka single eyelids). I hate expensive over-hyped products that don't work. My female readers apparently dig my bewbs.
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I was organizing photos for my next post when I noticed…
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Thom Browne has got to be a joke
Jack the agent: Ivano! I have booked you a fashion show!
Ivano the Model: Ah! Molto Bene! Finally! I was beginning to wonder if I was no longer desirable in the fashion industry! Whose show is this?
Jack the agent: Thom Browne!
Ivano the Model: … crap
Jack the agent: You take what you can get, Ivano! If Thom [...]
i’ve decided to go blonde
Was at the library restroom, washing my hands, when I noticed a grey hair nestled in my bangs.
I’m ready to go die now.
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At the zoo
For Valentine’s Day, I had this brilliant plan to take the boyfriend to the zoo because the winter is a BRILLIANT time of year to explore the zoo.
Call the police…
Boyfriend had a hard time taking pictures at the zoo. A lot of the exhibits were empty and the fences/glass/bars were way to obstructive or [...]
This Doesn’t Count as Blogging: And I got you guys nothing.
I have this awesome camera and I can’t upload pix from it anymore
How about I start blogging with cell phone pix? How would you guys feel about it? Lousy quality cellphone pix that can easily be uploaded vs. high quality camera pix that are really hard to upload on my laptop. Vote now!
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