I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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i’ve decided to go blonde
Was at the library restroom, washing my hands, when I noticed a grey hair nestled in my bangs. I’m ready to go die now.
this doesn’t count as blogging: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
There’s nothing that annoys me more than cheesy Christmas music. O wait, I take that back. Our new neighbor’s midnight-screaming toddler has filled that new role of most-hated. So, I naturally thought to myself: “Hey, what better way to spread Christmas love and cheer to my beloved blog readers than to share the very music [...]
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE CARDS
Much to my amazement, I have managed to sell all my cards. Actually, there are seven left and the sale is pending, but that otherwise leaves me with zero cards to sell. A chunk of those got burned in car battery acid (don’t ask) but, for the most part, I accredit this to all of [...]
Happy Saturday after Turkey Day!
Sorry I didn’t get to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving in time! This Thanksgiving, Alienman had two full turkey meals. The first one was around noon at my cousin’s and the second was at a friend’s. It was on that day that I learned my friend likes to put bacon on everything. Well, you guys [...]
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