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New hair color. Now I need matching eyebrows :/
-from alienman via mobile Posted via email from alienman was here Dead eyes! Why do I look like I’m plotting 13 ways to kill someone. EDIT: For the twitterati who asked, I didn’t get my eyebrows dyed because a)the stylist forgot to and b) i didn’t want my eyebrows getting blotchy-colored in a matter of [...]
another white hair scare
This morning, i got up and went to wash my face and discovered a shock of white hair across my bangs i freaked out and was horrified when it wouldn’t just wipe off MY HAIR WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HAIR and i was like IS THIS BECAUSE I PASSED OUT IN THE SHOWER AFTER A [...]
Happy 3
Several weeks ago, I was having lunch with a friend when the boyfriend called me. Me: Hello? Boyfriend: Haaaiiii! Me: O, hey! Where are you? It sounds loud. Boyfriend: I’m at Costco. I wanted to get some snacks and I thought I’d ask you if we need anything. Me: We need eggs, some milk… At [...]
Bella Paw
Wearing The “It” Color by OPI. I should do all my nail-of-the-day photos holding Bella’s Paw. -from Alienman via mobile Posted via email from alienman was here
FaerieWorld 2009
Let’s make one thing very clear. If you guys tell anyone I know that I fucking went to FaerieWorlds last July, I will hunt you down and glamour your memory out Southern Vampire style. As promised, I am finally and hesitantly posting this… EVIDENCE… that I actually paid to attend this disappointing event. You can [...]
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