I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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Whenever I try to type my fiancé’s name in Korean, my smartphone tries to auto-correct it to “battery”. It seems iPhones do this as well. Dad on KakaoTalk: It looks like I don’t have Battery’s name saved here. Dad on KakaoTalk: I meant Battery, not Battery
How a Bridal Expo Taught Me Something About Myself
Over the weekend, I had the displeasure of visiting my very first (and absolutely the last) bridal expo. It seemed silly to spend money to go to a place where vendors are asking you to spend more money, like paying to watch commercials. Also, I’m paying to GIVE them my personal information, which seems like [...]
New hair, better skin, shitty wedding to plan
Spring is in the airrrrr!!! TralalalalaaaCHOOOOO *sneeze* Apparently, so is pollen. Whatever, I’m not going to let some stupid allergies ruin my sunshiney fun. Do you know what it’s like when spring finally starts to look like spring in the Pacific Northwest? You can actually HEAR FAIRIES SINGING AND FLITTING ABOUT…. which turn out to [...]
So, what are you?
Since my last blog post was surprisingly well-received, it’s like you guys are basically asking me to just ramble in half-conscious stupor. Is this what you want from me?! IS IT?! So, let’s talk about what you do when someone comes up to you and you’ve been hanging out with this person with a mutual [...]
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