I am Alienman. This is my blog. I have sensitive acne-prone combination dry skin with an oily T-zone. Yea, my skin sucks. I have bulgy fatty monolids (aka single eyelids). I hate expensive over-hyped products that don't work. My female readers apparently dig my bewbs.
Relationships
the Couch-to-5k tarp
I totally got tricked into a Couch-to-5k. How does this even happen?
me: I am going running every morning!
him: I’ll go with you!
me: it’s going to be short. like 20 mins and barely a mile
him: ok.
*we do this for a couple of days
*boyfriend starts cueing me on when to run and walk
* i follow like [...]
Thank you, Secret Valentine!
Just kidding about that Korea trip!
Seriously. Who the hell forgets to CHECK HER PASSPORT EXPIRATION DATE before planning a trip overseas? Alienman, that’s who. -_-v
Fortunately, I’m able to use the ticket for future flights. I guess I should be upset about this sudden interruption of my plans but, honestly, I’m happy that I don’t have [...]
A Young Neighbor’s Welcome
The boyfriend and I decided to go for a stroll around the neighborhood. We passed by a park where we saw a kid, maybe eleven years old, playing with a small trampoline.
I mean, he was actually picking it up and rolling it down the street, like it was a hoop.
I contemplated advising the boy [...]
Happy New Year!
I wish I had some great blog entries to leave with you for the remainder of the week. I had hoped to have some decent ones lined up and scheduled to be posted but I never got around to typing up any drafts. Sorry!
I fear I won’t have a lot of time for the next [...]
handmade with love
The boyfriend is quite fond of the scarf I made him. He’s been wearing it everywhere. When I first finished it, he wore it indoors for a couple of days out of sheer delight.
Fricken’ boyfriend. We were watching a show on Hulu together when that Latisse commercial comes on. He turns to me and says, [...]
