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New hair, better skin, shitty wedding to plan
Spring is in the airrrrr!!! TralalalalaaaCHOOOOO *sneeze* Apparently, so is pollen. Whatever, I’m not going to let some stupid allergies ruin my sunshiney fun. Do you know what it’s like when spring finally starts to look like spring in the Pacific Northwest? You can actually HEAR FAIRIES SINGING AND FLITTING ABOUT…. which turn out to [...]
So, what are you?
Since my last blog post was surprisingly well-received, it’s like you guys are basically asking me to just ramble in half-conscious stupor. Is this what you want from me?! IS IT?! So, let’s talk about what you do when someone comes up to you and you’ve been hanging out with this person with a mutual [...]
November 17th
Thursday night is usually when I have a meeting with an overseas client. So, when the boyfriend insisted we go out to dinner and celebrate our 62nd monthiversary at Bamboo Sushi, I wasn’t crazy about the idea. I didn’t even like monthiversaries anymore. Counting upwards the months I’ve been someone’s girlfriend got old for me, [...]
Hurricane Su Comes to Portland: What Happens When Alienman Hosts a Visitor
I still keep in touch with a few close friends from my high school years in Korea. One of these friends, Su, was finally able to visit me last summer. Not only would this trip would be her first time in Portland, but it would be her first time in the US. This, of course, [...]
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