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eyebrow break out
Never fails. See, this is why I’m always so reluctant to wax or tweeze or do any sort of hair removal. I ALWAYS break out afterwards. Yet, I can’t refrain from it because my brow gets so hairy that you’d eventually have to run a comb through it to keep it from hiding my eyes. [...]
Pay Attention to Your Phone Bills
Especially if you’re serviced by AT&TSCAM. That’s right. Everytime I use their name, I’m going to add SCAM to it so that they become associated as scammers that they are. If you use a phone card to place an international call, there’s a chance they will deduct minutes for the phone card call AND CHARGE [...]
Add a meal to your already gluttonous fatty diet, America
The boyfriend and I were fueling up at a Taco Bell between shopping today, and I couldn’t help but notice what new promotional genius these guys had cooked up. Turns out, I’m one of the last to notice this and I’m waaaay behind. Not that I’m surprised. I can’t stand television, especially in small town [...]
keeping the ‘fat ppl’ off the media???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svxLdNsxPSw I don’t believe for a minute that the media has much influence in making people think it’s okay to be overweight.What I SHOULD have said is, “I don’t believe that showing overweight people on television is much impact on the condoning of obesity.” – [edit May 31] If anything, as far as media influences [...]
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