I am Alienman. This is my blog. I have sensitive acne-prone combination dry skin with an oily T-zone. Yea, my skin sucks. I have bulgy fatty monolids (aka single eyelids). I hate expensive over-hyped products that don't work. My female readers apparently dig my bewbs.
Media Critic
This Just In: Men Don’t Like Too Much Makeup… O, wait. I DON’T CARE.
The DailyMail seems to think it’s made a remarkable discovery. Apparently, we’re hearing for the first time ever that men don’t like women who wear ‘too much makeup’ and they prefer women to look as close to natural as possible. What the déja-vu, yo! I could’ve sworn I heard this at least a billion tired [...]
Fighting wrong messages with more wrong messages.
I came across this article as I was browsing reddit. Basically, it’s criticizing Victoria’s Secret for making real women feel bad about themselves by using models with unrealistic body types.
Sure, it’s true that most women don’t have the bodies that those models have and that it usually takes a LOT of dedication, control and MAYBE [...]
I watched too many episodes of Las Vegas before I decided it was racist
Probably since the day we started dating, I’ve been singing a song about how I wanted to visit Las Vegas b/c, even to this day, I have never been there. Everybody I know have been there and loved it. I wanted in on the experience, especially since Le Cirque du Soleil stopped coming [...]
NBC’s Las Vegas is Starting to Piss Me Off
I used to be a huge fan of the show “Las Vegas” on NBC. This season, though, SOMETHING changed and it’s just become one disastrous episode after another.
I don’t know if any of you guys have watched this show, but it’s become a joke. Furthermore, it’s become a racist and sexist joke. [...]
picks me up and dusts self off
I think Family Guy is a lousy show. I think the humor is too predictable, formulaic and even pretentious. They have these rare moments that do make me laugh, like the time Chris was delivering newspapers and Herbert the Pervert tried to lure him in with promises of popsicles. Most of the [...]
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