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The Dried Fish Look Is Apparently In
I love sifting through Japanese Fashion Magazine scans. I download the hell out of the Livejournal community. One thing that really bugs me, though, is the way they seem to advertise weigh loss solutions. A lot of times, the models employed for “before” and “after” shots start out already being pretty skinny. Their “after” photos [...]
This Just In: Men Don’t Like Too Much Makeup… O, wait. I DON’T CARE.
The DailyMail seems to think it’s made a remarkable discovery. Apparently, we’re hearing for the first time ever that men don’t like women who wear ‘too much makeup’ and they prefer women to look as close to natural as possible. What the déja-vu, yo! I could’ve sworn I heard this at least a billion tired [...]
you’re labeling it wrong
Dear morons who classify certain types of clothes as “ethnic” Will you pleases cut that shit out? Do you even know what “ethnic” means? What? Is the socially constructed white race so celestially above and beyond having some sort of ethnic origin that anything that seems foreign to you can be perceived as “ethnic”? Adding [...]
Defeated but not unheard
Here’s the gist of it. I called AT&TSCAM and complained about my bill. (Context of billing issues here) They put credit on my account for it. I told them I didn’t want a credit. I wanted my auto-payment reversed back into my bank account b/c I was in danger of being subjected to an overdraft [...]
Go F**k Yourselves AT&TSCAM
Explicit Language Used (I know, I know, I vowed I’d stop swearing but I YAM SO MADDDDD!!!!)
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