I am Alienman. This is my blog. I have sensitive acne-prone combination dry skin with an oily T-zone. Yea, my skin sucks. I have bulgy fatty monolids (aka single eyelids). I hate expensive over-hyped products that don't work. My female readers apparently dig my bewbs.
Food
Christmas Bacon
Hell, yea. Bacon! The most Christmas-relevant thing to talk about! Ok, no. No, it’s not.
… Hell, yea. Bacon!
I used to think of bacon as a guilty pleasure. I always considered it one of those poor quality junk foods that satisfy cravings but have little else to offer. Like Spam.
This past year, the boyfriend [...]
Weekend Photos
But first, I’d like to address a couple of questions that were asked of me.
1. How does a cat scold you?
That is a good question. I never thought I’d find myself talking about being scolded by a cat.
When we got done unloading the car, we headed toward the front doorstep where Bella sat waiting on [...]
Teeny Tiny Tea Party w/Biscotti
Who’s ready for a teeny tiny tea party?
Holy crappp. I nearly lost my mind trying to make a tea set that was sized for the two animals. I now know that making something so small means dealing with dropping a teacup every 5 seconds and going crazy trying to find the mouse dropping-sized piece in [...]
Wanja-Jun and Whole Wheat Oatmeal Blackberry Pancakes
Firstly, though, I was wondering if other Ebates members have received their February 15th payment on time. It’s already the 18th and this is the first time I have not been paid on time. I sent them an e-mail early yesterday but I’ve not heard back from them. I’ll be pissed if they make an [...]
Lousy cook? Try your hand at a mini-pizza.
Pizza is ridiculously easy to make from scratch. If you’ve never made one before, give this a try this week. Surprise your mother, father, sibling or significant other. Surprise your friends. Surprise grandma. Surprise yourself. “Surprise” is one of those words that starts to lose meaning when you say [...]
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