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Food Cart Tour: Waffle Window on SE 36th and Hawthorne.
This little window had been receiving a ton of rave reviews. Even so, whenever I saw the perpetually long line at the window, I just couldn’t see any waffle being worth the wait. I need to stop thinking that whenever I see a line anywhere in Portland as I’ve been wrong before. I was certainly [...]
Home porn. Food porn, that is.
Whole Wheat Pizza I used only whole wheat flour to make the crust for this. Doesn’t sound very appetizing, does it? It didn’t for me, either, but I braved it because I wanted to enjoy a homemade pizza without paying the caloric consequences. Again, I made personal-sized rounds as opposed to one large pie. This [...]
Food Cart Tour: Ugarit Mediterranean Meals (SW 10th and Alder) and the Big Egg (N. Mississippi)
I’ve been wanting to share more food cart photos with you guys but it had been such a chaotic past month that these pictures had to wait. Now that the weather has gotten warmer and we’ve discovered a little food cart area near our new home, you can expect even more food pr0n. I went [...]
Food Cart Tour: Kruo Bangkok (SW 4th and Hall), Sumarai Bento and Ugarit Mediterranean Meals (SW 9/10th and Alder)
The food cart scene seems to have exploded, spawned and spread like spore in the four years that I’d been away. They are now clustered in groups in a frequent distribution throughout the city; you’re never far from blocks of street-side food vendors who are ready to serve some great dishes for dirt cheap. Yelp! [...]
Christmas Bacon
Hell, yea. Bacon! The most Christmas-relevant thing to talk about! Ok, no. No, it’s not. … Hell, yea. Bacon! I used to think of bacon as a guilty pleasure. I always considered it one of those poor quality junk foods that satisfy cravings but have little else to offer. Like Spam. This past year, the [...]
