I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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Bella
Gift and Cat
All this camwhoring has finally paid off with some sweet swag! Just kidding. This gift is actually from a sweet friend and self-appointed minion whose name I shall not reveal because I am ashamed to be her friend. HAHAHAHA JUST KEEDING I LOVE YOU, “MINION”!. Thanks, minion!! Haha it’s so weird calling you that -_-; [...]
cuz I can’t sleep
First, more photowhoring of Bella (boyfwen took this pic). LOL!!! Omg, I just… ahahaha… xD Gawd, she looks so funny. O man, o… man ~~~ xDDDDDD Hohohoho. I crack up every time I see this. Good gawd, Bella is a fattie. My poor dear, what have I turned you into? Once more for kicks: rofl… [...]
random cat photos
C’mon, Bella! We can’t let Enzil hog the spotlight, can we?! Note: Some of these were taken by the bf. “… but I’m so shy!” Gawd, you’re a fattie. Maybe we SHOULD keep you behind the curtains for a while. At least Enzil has a nice wardrobe. Bella doesn’t even have a collar to her [...]
ATTACK SOCKS!!!
BELLA ATTACK SOCKS!! DON’T JUST STAND THERE! TAKE DOWN SOCK BEFORE IT REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS! I MOVE SO FAST CAMERA CANNOT CAPTURE! *groooaaannn* I fear this is a battle that I am losing… go on without me… save yourselves…. WOT! You’re not BELLA! YOU JUST HAVE HER TAIL! O SHNAP WE GOT CAUGHT RETREAT! DIDN’T YOU [...]
step 1~ put a cat in a box
While writing the title, I pictured Justin Timberlake in costume wearing a box on his crotch and my cat struggling to climb out of it I was processing greeting cards and I could hear Bella carefully tip toeing her way amongst packaging and plastic bags. Then I could hear the soft rustle of “snuggling in”. [...]
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