I am Alienman. This is my blog. I have sensitive acne-prone combination dry skin with an oily T-zone. Yea, my skin sucks. I have bulgy fatty monolids (aka single eyelids). I hate expensive over-hyped products that don't work. My female readers apparently dig my bewbs.
Tutorials
Tutorial: Simple Everyday Eye Look for Monolids Using Just Mascara and 3 Eyeliners
I don’t know about you guys but I’ve been feeling way too lazy to put on makeup. When I do have makeup on, I just want to get it off as quickly as possible. Do you guys ever have those days?
This is how I’ve been wearing makeup, if at all, the last couple of [...]
Eyeliner tutorial for monolids who don’t want thick eyeliner.
Sorry I don’t have cleavage shots for you guys today. Clearly, that was the highlight of my last entry. Clearly, I was doing this whole blogging thing all wrong and I should include more boob-shots next time. You vulgar animals, you, rowr!
Basically, this is how I wear eyeliner for just about every FOTD now:
If you [...]
Everday Browns Tutorial for Monolids
Here’s a look I’ve been wearing quite often. I thought it might be helpful for fellow monolidders who want a look that could be worn at any time of the day, for any occasion. I call this look “trying hard not to look like I’m trying hard.”
I gave you a sneak preview of [...]
What, this again?! Blue Streak Monolid EOTD
Although this was just an experimental look, several of you asked questions about what products I used for this look. So, here it is:
Products used:
a,b,c – NYX eyeshadow trio in Sahara, Suede and Chocolate
Sahara on browbone and highlights
Suede lightly all over lid
Chocolate was not used for this look
d,e – NARS duo in Rated R
Blue on [...]
Your First False Lashes Pt. 2
Last week, I graced these pages with some tips on how to purchase your first pair of natural-looking false eyelashes.
Today, I hope to alleviate your fear of trying on these babies with the following tutorial. I hope you guys find this helpful.
Chances are that you’ll have to practice it a few times [...]
