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Reviews
NYX Nail Polish in Jungle
This is my second nail polish by NYX. Again, NYX does not disappoint. Whether it’s eye shadows, eyeliners, blush, lipstick, etc… every single NYX product I’ve tried has proved to be a great low-cost substitute for high end brands. Pros: Great deal. It’s only $3.50 + shipping at CherryCulture. Great consistency. No lumpiness, no streaks, [...]
EOTD and Review: CoverGirl Outlast Lipstain
Alienman is back with an FOTD. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, huh? Several years after becoming a BzzAgent, they finally hooked me up with one of their campaigns. Basically, you try out their product and, if you like it, you tell your friends about it. Then, you report back to [...]
Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Aveeno Clear Complexion Foaming Cleanser
By this time, you’re probably wondering if I’ve experienced ANY success with a cleanser. Maybe my expectations are too high. Anything that gets a B or above is probably something I would likely purchase again. Oftentimes, even though they’re decent products, the reason I slap a Kiss My Ass label on them is a) sadly, [...]
Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Biore Pore Minimizing Foaming Face Wash
Let’s start with the cons. Actually, it’s not so bad. In fact, I’d probably buy it again, if it weren’t for the damn beads. Still, it irks me that it’s got the ridiculously long name that comprises a promise it could not keep, even though I didn’t buy it for its promises! I don’t, for [...]
Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Garnier Nutritioniste Nutri-Pure Detoxifying Cream Cleanser
Second in line to this week’s series of cleanser-bashing is: Garnier Nutritioniste Nutri-Pure Detoxifying Cream Cleanser Clearly, your name is much too long for your own good. I trusted you because I thought you had a decent hair care line. However, the only means, by which you live up to the standards that Fructis has [...]
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