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Reviews
Influenster Spring VoxBox: Sally Hansen Salon Effects Review
I was chosen to test Influenster’s Spring VoxBox and, this time around, I’m super impressed with what they sent me. The first thing I tested out was the Sally Hansen Salon Effects Real Nail Polish Strips. And then I inhaled the SoyJoy. Mmm. Okay, back to the nail strips.
Boost your mascara power with Essence Volumizing Lash Powder
It’s not like I’m hiding behind thick curtains and screaming, “DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!” just because my lashes are so short and barely visible even in macrophotography. I definitely have lash envy, however, and will not consider my makeup complete without a really good fiber mascara or false lashes to make my eyes pop more. [...]
Gigi Hard Wax and Warmer: my adventure with at-home bikini waxing
* Before you proceed: All links to the GiGi Professional Brazilian Waxing Kit in this post (including this one) are Amazon Associates links, meaning I earn a commission for every purchase made through the link. I’ve had the GiGi Professional Brazilian Waxing Kit* for two years and it’s served me well. If only I had [...]
Review: Juice Beauty Green Apple Peel – Full Strength
I purchased this in November 2009 because my skin was reacting horribly to winter stresses. Almost a year later, I am now ready to publish this review…
Palty Hair Dye: Cherry Creamy
Two months ago, I attempted to dye my hair so that the grown-out roots would blend with my considerably lighter ends which still retained the color from last year’s dye job. Sadly, all it did was make my ends and roots lighter while leaving the entire middle part hardly changed at all. I purchased this [...]
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