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Reviews
Ode to Shisem 솔# (sol sharp): All the past EOTDs with my current favorite false lashes.
Because so many of you asked, I decided to dedicate a whole entry to these puppies. These are the lashes that I’ve been wearing for a lot of my FOTDs, lately. For a more natural look, these Sol Sharps have become my favorites, even more than the normal criss-crossed types like the XNS or XLS. [...]
Review: Illamasqua Rich Liquid Foundation
Sorry it took me this long to get around reviewing the foundation, but I don’t want to write a review on any product unless I’ve had a real intimate experience with it. You know what I was thinking just now? Gold Fishcake sounds far less charming than Goldfish Cake. Even though the latter is how [...]
Cleansers that can Kiss My Ass: Lancôme Blanc Expert NeuroWhite X3 Ultimate Whitening Purifying Foam
I think one year is a long enough time for a cleanser-review hiatus, don’t you? I don’t know about you guys but I’ve just about have had enough with these long ass names that promise us more than what the products have to offer. “Ultimate”? “NeuroWhite”? “Blanc Expert”? “X3″? Give me a break. It’s a [...]
NYX Nail Polish in Jungle
This is my second nail polish by NYX. Again, NYX does not disappoint. Whether it’s eye shadows, eyeliners, blush, lipstick, etc… every single NYX product I’ve tried has proved to be a great low-cost substitute for high end brands. Pros: Great deal. It’s only $3.50 + shipping at CherryCulture. Great consistency. No lumpiness, no streaks, [...]
EOTD and Review: CoverGirl Outlast Lipstain
Alienman is back with an FOTD. It’s been a while since I’ve done one of these, huh? Several years after becoming a BzzAgent, they finally hooked me up with one of their campaigns. Basically, you try out their product and, if you like it, you tell your friends about it. Then, you report back to [...]
