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Influenster Spring VoxBox: Sally Hansen Salon Effects Review
I was chosen to test Influenster’s Spring VoxBox and, this time around, I’m super impressed with what they sent me. The first thing I tested out was the Sally Hansen Salon Effects Real Nail Polish Strips. And then I inhaled the SoyJoy. Mmm. Okay, back to the nail strips.
Before & After: Neutral Eyes, Coral Lips and Peachy Cheeks FOTD
Came across these pictures I must have taken a couple months ago, judging by the lack of color in my hair. Before After I’ve been using a the neutral colors sent to me by I Heart Colors quite a bit lately. I did some illustration work for the owner of the site and she sent [...]
Boost your mascara power with Essence Volumizing Lash Powder
It’s not like I’m hiding behind thick curtains and screaming, “DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!” just because my lashes are so short and barely visible even in macrophotography. I definitely have lash envy, however, and will not consider my makeup complete without a really good fiber mascara or false lashes to make my eyes pop more. [...]
Burnt Umber Ombre Nails
Recently, I shared The Beauty Department’s ombre nails tutorial on my Facebook page. I finally had the chance to try it out myself but ALAS I tend to avoid shopping for similar nail polish colors and that totally bit me in the ass this time around!! I do have a short spectrum of neutral and [...]
Sliver of Silver
Man, Trixie is one sexy silver foil. You really have to hand it to Zoya for making such perfect shades that seem to hit your color cravings at just the right spot. By itself it can be too festive for my usual look, which is the between-the-gym-and-grocery-store soccer mom look D: (I really have let [...]
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