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Boost your mascara power with Essence Volumizing Lash Powder
It’s not like I’m hiding behind thick curtains and screaming, “DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!” just because my lashes are so short and barely visible even in macrophotography. I definitely have lash envy, however, and will not consider my makeup complete without a really good fiber mascara or false lashes to make my eyes pop more. [...]
Burnt Umber Omber Nails
Recently, I shared The Beauty Department’s ombre nails tutorial on my Facebook page. I finally had the chance to try it out myself but ALAS I tend to avoid shopping for similar nail polish colors and that totally bit me in the ass this time around!! I do have a short spectrum of neutral and [...]
Sliver of Silver
Man, Trixie is one sexy silver foil. You really have to hand it to Zoya for making such perfect shades that seem to hit your color cravings at just the right spot. By itself it can be too festive for my usual look, which is the between-the-gym-and-grocery-store soccer mom look D: (I really have let [...]
Zoya Nail Polish in Anja
Clear, cool sunny days are frequent in the summertime here in Oregon. For the rest of the year, however, it’s rare enough that when the sun does shine, you want to take advantage of it. Today, the sun had warmed the earth to a perfect 70 degrees and, outside our windows, everything was blue skies [...]
I Heart Colors eyeshadows FOTD
Now I remember why I don’t post a lot of FOTDs. I’ve been having issues with uploading photos to Flickr via Adobe Lightroom. Here’s a few that managed to get through, though. Sinicha from I Heart Colors sent me a huge package of eye shadow and blush samples. Here’s a look I did with a [...]
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