I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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Boost your mascara power with Essence Volumizing Lash Powder
It’s not like I’m hiding behind thick curtains and screaming, “DON’T LOOK AT ME!!!” just because my lashes are so short and barely visible even in macrophotography. I definitely have lash envy, however, and will not consider my makeup complete without a really good fiber mascara or false lashes to make my eyes pop more. [...]
just a little fitness update for myself
End of January, I weighed in at 143. I was back to square one. A year’s worth of progress from working out and dieting was flushed down the drain from the following half-year of sloth and gluttony. December, I joined a CrossFit gym but it wasn’t until March that I could go in regularly. There [...]
Burnt Umber Omber Nails
Recently, I shared The Beauty Department’s ombre nails tutorial on my Facebook page. I finally had the chance to try it out myself but ALAS I tend to avoid shopping for similar nail polish colors and that totally bit me in the ass this time around!! I do have a short spectrum of neutral and [...]
Cannon Beach and Seaside: How Oregonians Enjoy the Coast
I love it when the fiancé gets spontaneous. Neither of us are that good at being spontaneous but when he does step up, it makes for an amazing time. I always worry that I might not be able to remember every detail of every happy moment I’ve spent with him because I have such a [...]
Sliver of Silver
Man, Trixie is one sexy silver foil. You really have to hand it to Zoya for making such perfect shades that seem to hit your color cravings at just the right spot. By itself it can be too festive for my usual look, which is the between-the-gym-and-grocery-store soccer mom look D: (I really have let [...]
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