I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
GoldfishCake is NOT accepting sponsors or advertising at this time.
spwrinkle
recent illustrations by alienman
alienman
So, what are you?
Since my last blog post was surprisingly well-received, it’s like you guys are basically asking me to just ramble in half-conscious stupor. Is this what you want from me?! IS IT?! So, let’s talk about what you do when someone comes up to you and you’ve been hanging out with this person with a mutual [...]
I Wrote the Book on Single, Bitch!
I had many years of crappy relationships and sheer loneliness before meeting my fiancé. I had never celebrated Valentine’s Day and I think I had one birthday with a boyfriend. The guys I dated were mostly complete tools and it took me a lot of time to figure out what it was I wanted before [...]
30% off Clarisonic + Additional $5 off + Free Shipping at AskDerm
If you’re like me and you’ve been aching for your own Clarisonic Skincare Brush but you couldn’t bring yourself to pay for the full price, you are about to be rewarded for your frugal patience. Right now, AskDerm.com is offering a 30% off code for all their Clarisonic products. Enter the code AL301325 in your [...]
November 17th
Thursday night is usually when I have a meeting with an overseas client. So, when the boyfriend insisted we go out to dinner and celebrate our 62nd monthiversary at Bamboo Sushi, I wasn’t crazy about the idea. I didn’t even like monthiversaries anymore. Counting upwards the months I’ve been someone’s girlfriend got old for me, [...]
Loading ...