Thank you, everyone, for being so patient when I was unable to write for a while!
My old laptop is now far too unreliable and I was unable to do much on it. As a birthday present, the boyfriend bought me a darling little MacBook to encourage me to keep drawing and painting. He wants as much as you guys to bring back Holy Crap. I don’t know what I did to deserve this wonderful man but I do feel like the luckiest girl alive.
I’ve started taking on art commissions and I’ve been having a great time. I never really did think much about doing commissions before but figured, well, why the hell not? This client found me on Reddit, where I had posted a silly cartoon.
If you want to download the wallpaper of that cartoon and the one of Bella, here they are; just click on the thumbnails and right-click to download:
Here are some more recent works.

Not very recent. Header sketch for boyfriend's mother's WordPress layout.

Working on a fall-themed wedding invitation for my client.

The client really likes squirrels. She's as cute as a squirrel herself. These are the options I came up with for the envelope. She went with the one on far right.


I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
GoldfishCake is NOT accepting sponsors or advertising at this time.






Oh, your illustrations are so cute! I love all of them! Most of all, I love how you can swing from very funny cartoons that make me really l.o.l., but master some rather whimsical drawings all at the same time. Wish you all the best with further art commissions. And a MacBook from your bf? What a darling!!!
Hahaha! I love the unicorn and dinosaur cartoon! I completely wasn’t expecting to see that based on the title. I’m so glad to see you drawing and posting again. Tell Dakry I thank him for getting you a laptop because now we finally see more of your posts!
Holy TALENT LADY!
But then again why am I surprised? You blow me away everytime
Yay for a new MACBOOK!!! Z is awesome!!!
Can’t wait for more HOLY CRAP!! And I love the Bella pic! Make that butt bigger and it could be Tomo! LOL! Aww the squirrels are cute! I know the client is gonna LOVE it!
Wish I had a grains worth of the talent you have!!
Oh yeah…. SEND ME YOUR NEW ADDY!! I NEED TO UPDATE MY CONTACTS LIST!!
yay! im glad you started this up again, and even more glad youre getting PAID!!! i was planning on hiring you to come up with something cute for all my paper products if i ever got married. ;P
These are really amazing. The squirrel wedding invitation reminds me of this nyc wedding featured on martha stewart. http://www.marthastewartweddings.com/photogallery/tiffany-and-jeffrey?lpgStart=1¤tslide=5¤tChapter=1#ms-global-breadcrumbs
I think yours is much cuter tho.