I totally got tricked into a Couch-to-5k. How does this even happen?
me: I am going running every morning!
him: I’ll go with you!
me: it’s going to be short. like 20 mins and barely a mile
him: ok.
*we do this for a couple of days
*boyfriend starts cueing me on when to run and walk
* i follow like a sheep
him: Surprise! I’ve been training you for couch-to-5k!
me: WHAT
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Never run with men. It’s ineffective and demoralizing!
<3 That's so cute XD How far along have you gotten?
lol.
HAHAHAHAHA. omg.. that is hilarious. i can totally imagine that goin down! well….. good luck to you, al!!!! loloolol<3
lol
cute XD
I can only image the look on your face…
or not…I’m imagining something along the lines of O_______O
but prettier~
THAT IS EVIL.
In a really “I care about you and your health” kind of way.
In fact, I see Denis doing this to me when he gets back from basic training and tech school. He’s gonna be all, “get off your ass, tubby! Let’s go run 90 miles and drink Gatorade!” Denis is already the more physically fit one in the relationship anyway -_____- up until high school he was planning to become a professional tennis player…
HAHA! Loved that exchange. Good luck on the 5K!!
haha.
yeah….I don’t think I’ll ever run with MG…aside from the fact that I almost always get shin splints from running (or jogging, or sprinting), the guy used to run all the time for lacrosse and track. If I ever come face-to-face with a bear/lion/wild animal, I’d be like those goats that freeze up their muscles and fall over.