Before we begin, I wanted to take the time to thank you for your congratulations and supportive words. I know times are stressful with finals and the upcoming holidays, so I wish everyone much peace and much love!

the Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks
However, this is not a gaming blog. This is a makeup blog intended for brainwashing the impressionable minds of young women so that they become my minions, that I may one day rule the world talking about makeup.
This brings me to the very important issue. My new foundation, the Illamasqua Rich Liquid Foundation in 135, is much too pale for me! Also, the yellow hue seems to match my neck but it makes me uncomfortable seeing my face so yellow, too. I also had the worst time taking photos but I’m posting them anyway because I love how my lipstick looks.

I love how the rest of my body looks jaundiced. I really needed people worrying for me about my liver.
You guys know that I don’t usually do neutral colors. I prefer some color on my eyes and lips. However,I went with taupes for the eyes, this time, to balance out the bright and vivid lip color. Ugh. If only I had a decent foundation, this look would have been perfect!

Durrr... herro???
To be honest, I like how ghostly my face looks here. I almost want to keep it to do some super dramatic goth-like or romantic looks, with matte velvet red lips or a very dramatic black smoky eye with pale nude lips. Unfortunately, I’d have to cover up the rest of my body and I don’t think a white floating face is a good look this year.
Face
- Make Up Forever HD Microperfecting Primer in 0 Neutral (Colorless)
- Illmasqua Rich Liquid Foundation in 135
- NYX blush in Natural
- Physicians’ Formula Retro Glow Mozaic Bronzer in Bronze Glow
- Other crap I can’t remember

It doesn't look so pale when light doesn't hit me directly. I should just cower from the light all the time when I wear this foundation. Or, I should just return it.
So far, I like the MUFE primer. I needed something for winter, when my skin gets very sensitive and dry but still acne-prone. This primer is very hydrating and helps makeup and concealer stay put on my skin. During the summer, I highly recommend Shiseido Anessa Perfect UV sunscreen as a primer.
Lips
- NYX Round Lipstick in Narcissus
- Sephora lip gloss in Think Pink

I've had the hardest time getting decent lighting for my pictures at night.
I love my Secret Santa so hard for these gorgeous NYX Round Lipsticks she sent me. I also love myself for treating myself to Sephora lip glosses. I love that they’re sheer enough that they’re not overpowering but they’re pigmented enough to be worn alone. I also love that they’re not sticky, nor do they peel the heck out of my lips. They feel like lube but don’t taste nasty. Don’t tell me you never accidentally tasted lube. Ok, omg, don’t give me that look, I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE.
Eyes
- NYX Jumbo Eye Pencil in Iced Mocha, Cottage Cheese and Slate
- NYX Chrome Eyeshadow in Iced Mocha
- Sephora Metallic Eyeliner in Taupe
- Maybelline Lash Stiletto mascara layered over CoverGirl LashBlast



I’m disappointed with the Sephora eyeliners. On the back of my hand, the colors came out nicely pigmented and oh, so shiny. They don’t seem to apply well on top of eyeshadow, though. See how it looks watered down? I had hoped it’d come out darker. You can’t even tell it’s supposed to be metallic.
FOUNDATION FAIL!! Rip it off!

This picture is for dreezy. I am a sick alienman and I want her to relive the memory of the last photo of me that traumatized her. You know you're getting old when you're flattered by people telling you your pictures look like child pr0n.
I have some fantastic news, by the way. I’m hosting another Perricone MD giveaway this week!!! However, I want my MOST LOYAL READERS to be given a fair chance of winning this. Last time, I couldn’t help but feel like you guys were pushed over by giveaway hunters and I don’t consider that a bad thing but I can’t help that I want my most faithful readers to be given the advantage. You guys know how much your support means to me. When I first started GoldfishCake, I had no idea that I’d be keeping in touch with such an amazing group of people. Believe it or not, I’m actually more optimistic about the human race because of you.
So, help me think of a way I can make this giveaway a little more biased towards the more loyal readers! Should I host a throw-down? Put you all in a pit and make you guys fight it out?

omg i so cute! wow, if i could look this good in real life, i'd be taking even more pictures...
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omg, I really love ur skin color here actually! Am i weird. I think u look mad gorgeous and ur lips are to die for. I have to go get the lip color u used cause it is a pink I would love to sport too! Sephora here I come again
wow
i actually think your skin looks amazing here too
Nooooooooooooo!!why are all those photo links broken??!!!!Now I keep thinking they’re bewbie photos and I’m missing out!xD
Loving those pink lips and I think that foundation is not too yellow or if it is it’s not showing up on camera.
I think I sent you the pearl powder and the bulgarian rose mask, do you want to try out the black pearl one too?I could split the box and give you half of each type if you want.
omg i feel the exact same! i feel like the broken links are bewbie shots that i’m completely missing out on! noOooooOOoooooooohohohohohohohohohoooooo!
but your lips are scrumptious! i absolutely love them i just want to suck on them. those that make sense? i hope they have the same effect on Z! (i almost typed S and i laughed bc y’know. that would be ME! hahahaha i’m so funny).
but i agree with christine, it actually looks more pink than yellow in the photos – or at least in the first one in here… on theother photos i really cant tell.. i don’t like incandescent lighting
and i COMPLETELY agree with the zelda games on the DS thing, they were extremely fun (or at least the first onewas) for some reason i thought you had said on your twitter that it wasn’t that great, i’m glad that’s not the case
i’m still playing kindgom hearts 368/2! ahh <3
(sorry for the noveL)
argh! stupid broken links Dx Okay, they’re fixed.
there are no bewbs this time, guys -_-
You look really good!! I hope you’re doing better and I’m sure you’ll do well on your exams!
Enjoy Christmas!!
I agree with everyone else~ Your skin looks bright and glowy and really natural here! And congrats on beating the educational institution into submission-you deserve your late night Zelda jags
and Gwaaah, I keep looking back at the pictures >_< you're so cuuuute!
I think your skin looks great ^^ Gorgeous lips too! I hate it when you buy a foundation and it’s EVER SO SLIGHTLY too light for you but you seem to be the only one who feels that way -_- Now my poor DHC Q10 cream foundation is just sitting because it makes me feel a teeny bit too light
I love love the “foundation fail” pic hehe so cute XD
Alienman, from what I can see from the photos, your skin looks gorgeous! Smooth and flawless! Ugh, I totally know what you mean about bad lighting – I have this problem most of the time either (but fortunately I found out that my bathroom lighting is ok for taking photos).
I think you look super pretty with the bright pink lipstick and neutral eyes! LOVE this look on you! <3
Call me (and your other commenters) crazy, but I think this foundation looks great on you. They do say to match the color to your neck, not your face but I still tend to match to my face and blend into my neck instead.
Just do what makes you feel most comfortable, which I’m thinking is a slightly darker foundation.
By the way, I color tagged you on my blog. ^^
Whoa!! this is SEEEEEEEXXXXXAAAAAAAAYYYYY!! I do love how snowy white you look! Like a Winter Princess with pinkie lips!!!
Yes for utter cam whoring from my sexier twin!
Hey are you losing weight? I swear you face looks skinnier!!! Is it the Zelda?! Is that the secret?! LOL! I think I’m gonna steal one of these sexy pics to put on my iTouch for inspiration!
Picture this: Saturday morning, I lie in bed reading twitter updates. “Oh hey alienman updated her blog!” I thought to myself as I clicked the link. Read read …”ooh cute lip color”…scroll scroll… WHAAAAA? FFFFUUUUUUUUU
Need to go wash my eyes with soap now. I mean, my face.
Seriously, you look so cute in the pink lipstick. I took a look at the illamasqua foundation swatches and wished they need a darker version of 135. It’d probably match me too?
Hmm… it’s really hard to say, 135 actually looks fine on you! I think I would have to catch some shots of you in natural sunlight to really be able to tell. And I do like the bright pink lip, it’s so… scrumptiously cute and gorgeous at the same time on you! I can’t seem to pull that look off, my lips aren’t full enough for it or something.
I thought the Illamasqua 215 would be too dark/orangy on me but it looks fine when blended out, and I checked in all the different lighting conditions both inside and outside my house. I think it might have something to do with the fact that my forehead is a bit darker than the rest of my face, and the 215 is kind of the happy medium between the two. That, and it blends out really well so even when it’s too pale it never looks “chalky”. Or maybe I’m just weird. I swear to god, most of the foundation that swatches fine on my face always ends up looking a bit pale on me after it’s been properly applied and blended. I wish I knew what was up with that.
Anyway! My finals are over too, so I’m thrilled to be laying back and relaxing. Well, they’re technically not over, just postponed to Jan. 30th… yeah, huge snowstorm this side of the country = school closing.
Oh god I’m such a doofus. I forgot to mention… Illamasqua also makes a 140, which is for light-medium golden skin. Maybe you should give that a try if you think 215 is too dark ^^
I can’t help it, I really love Illamasqua. I swear to god this is the foundation that changed my view of foundations.
I thought the foundation looks fine on you. I thought it looked real good actually.. ? hm.
Wow, thanks for the responses! I guess you all like how the 135 looks. I really appreciate your comments, everyone! Thanks again for congratulating me on finishing school, too! I just got a card from the State rep congratulating me, ROFL.
I think it’s b/c of the awful incandescent lighting in the house, though. It seems to respond well to the camera but, in person, the foundation is really bright and yellow. Even my boyfriend, who NEVER criticizes my makeup, said it was too light. That was the dealbreaker for me.
Just to be sure, I tried it on again today. It didn’t sit too well on my face, was chalky and hard to spread, and it clumped around my acne, making the broken skin so noticeable. I hate my sensitive skin so much T_T I’ll have to return the 135 and, either order the 140 and hope for the best, or get matched at a department store for another brand.
hahaha, dreezy, I’m so glad I made your Saturday morning MWAHAHAHA
wuzzy: i lost a teensy bit while being sick and i was able to keep it off for a while. after the way i ate this week, though, i might have gained it all back, haha
Cute. You look like a baby, hehe.
you especially hot in these photos!!!!!!!! i can’t pinpoint why i’m crazy over these pics.. maybe the combo of the lips and a lil shoulder skin
<3 mOLLA BUT I JOWA HAEEEEE
Ahoy there!
I want to see your scarf wrapped around your jaundice little neck
hehe. I’m still working away at mine…you’re a knitting beast!! I don’t think the foundation looks too pale/white, only when you said it did I notice! But I guess things DO look differently IRL.
Your lips look so scrumptious again! Has anyone ever made a fish lips comment? goldfishcake – fish lips pun? anyone!? I wanted to, but I want to be original so let me know. haha just jokes!
Ahh, I used to play Zelda Oracle of seasons on my nintendo. When it got to hard parts, I would get my brother to do it. I play the cartoony looking Zelda (?!) with my boyfriend sometimes. For some reason he likes watching me play it o_o probably because I get too into it. It’s emotionally draining sometimes, and I get stressed playing it. I have to save my sister! What if some creepy monster in Zelda is doing bad stuff to her, oh noessss, and I keep falling off this cliff.
first, I LOVE that lip for you. Foundation can be tough for olive/yellow tones….I feel you on the looking yellow all over thing. To avoid foundation overwhelming my face I use a really great bronzer lower cheek bone to jaw and then put my blush on as usual. e all use make-up in different ways, so it might not be right for you, but its been extremely helpful for me.
Right now I’m using 24.7 Minerals ‘simply bronze’ from CVS. The website lists it as a foundation, the package lists it as a bronzer. I got it first in the bronzer set and just re-ordered it solo. It gives you a great color to contour and make foundation look more subtle without any distracting shimmer or pink tones.
Haha, thanks guys. I jowahaeeeeee (love) all of you, too xD
Ryan: Yea, I find that I look like Big Bird if I don’t wear this foundation with bronzer and blush. Without them, it’s definitely way too overwhelming.
I’ve never heard of 24.7 Minerals! Looks like Target sells them, too. Looks like I’ll be going there again, mwahaha.
J: Believe it or not, fish lips jokes have already been done LOL. However, in my heart, you are always original
I have to wash the scarves I’ve knitted before I post pictures of my jaundiced neck wearing them LOL. It won’t be long, though! I love working with big needles and bulky yarn because they get the job done fast.
Haha, Zachary enjoys watching me play games, too. I prefer the cartoony Zelda haha. It’s so much cuter and their expressions are so much sillier.
Wow! The hot pink looks great! I like your choice to balance it with a very light neutral eye. It’s like a day-time spin on the classic neutral eye/red lips look that everyone’s into nowadays.
This lip color reminds me of my first ever really colorful lipgloss…it was almost that pink, and from Missha, and it looked so nice! But it smelled like watermelon-flavored cough syrup and it tasted like Dial liquid hand soap. Man. (I only know what Dial tastes like because I tried eating some as a kid. Not the brightest bulb in the box, me.) Might have to hunt down Narcissus…
ahahaha I know what Dial tastes like, too D:
I got my Narcissus from CherryCulture.com! It’s my go-to for all my NYX needs.
Call me crazy, but I think the foundation looks good on you! But I totally understand how lighting changes everything…I still think you look great though
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