The first four people who comment with “I Wanna Try!” to this entry will receive a free sample of SoftSoap Nutri Serums body wash and $1 coupon that expires 11/23. Sorry, US residents only. One lucky gal will recieve a free CoverGirl Waterproof Lash Blast Very Black mascara!
EDIT: GIVEAWAY IS CLOSED!!! but you can still fill out that uber-fun survey (yay! omg isn’t that exciting?!?!) and ENTER to win stuff! OMG you can ENTER to win stuff! That’s like EVEN BETTER than ACTUALLY winning~~~!!! *cough cough
Everyone who reads this entry and participates in the corresponding ChatThreads has a chance to qualify to win gift certificates or have ChatThreads donate to a charity of your choice.

I finally got included for another BzzCampaign over at BzzAgents. The great thing about doing BzzCampaigns is that I can be honest about the product and I don’t have to try to sell it.
So, I won’t. I won’t even say much about the product b/c it’s… well.. it’s SoftSoap. That’s the brand of cheap hand soap you see in employee bathrooms.

Is the Nutri Serums Body Wash any more remarkable? As far as body washes go, it’s not. It’s just a very normal grocery store brand body wash. Sure, they tried to make it look fancy with these beads that they call “serum pearls” but there clearly isn’t enough in there to cover your whole body real estate, unless you use an over-excess of the body wash.

The plus side? There’s nothing bad to say about it – except, maybe, that it’s SoftSoap and it definitely wouldn’t be a first choice for cosmetic snobs. It doesn’t dry me up like their hand soaps do, nor does it give me an allergic reaction or smell like bad b.o.. Also, it’s pretty cheap, retailing for $3.50 to $4.50 for a 15 fl. oz. bottle. Furthermore, some of you guys will get coupons.
That’s why I’m even bringing this up. I have four coupons to give away and about 3-4 bottles of samples, too. One of you will also get a free brand new CoverGirl Waterproof LashBlast Very Black mascara.

Not bad for a sample size, huh? This will last you a week. If you shower as often as I do, which is like.. hardly ever *picks lice*…, it’ll last you two.
Simply leave a comment with “I Wanna Try!” so I know you want it and, if I have any left to give, you’ll get it. I’ll reply to your comment, requesting an e-mail with your mailing address.

Sorry, but this giveaway is only for US citizens. As for you foreigners, YOU TOOK OUR JERBS! I’m kidding. I was thinking of being a racist bigot for Halloween but I don’t know how to dress up like one. Don’t expect any kind of free samples or other swag that most other beauty bloggers send out with their gifts and prizes. I’m stingy as hell and rightfully so as I am a poor starving artist monkey who has nothing but too much love to give. And, Sooji, stop asking for a lock of my hair as a “prize”. You’re the only one who wants that.
All right, before I end this, I have one last favor to ask of you guys. As a BzzAgent, I need to ask you guys to fill out this ChatThreads survey:
It’s a bit of a hassle and I don’t expect everyone to participate. However, you can get ChatThreads to donate up to $5 to charity or enter online to instantly win $100 gift certificates to Amazon.com and a grand prize drawing for a $1,000 gift certificate.
Thanks in advance for reading and thanks for participating!
I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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I wanna try!! And would like to finally try the covergirl mascara also – everyone's been writing about it for so long! =)
I wanna try, I wanna try! This thing will last me a month
ask and ye shall receive! please e-mail your mailing address to alienman at goldfishcake.com
hahaha that's what i'm talkin' bout!! e-mail your mailing address to alienman at goldfishcake.com
please e-mail your mailing address to alienman at goldfishcake.com
I WANNA TRY
I wanna try!
please e-mail your mailing address to alienman at goldfishcake dot com!
please e-mail your mailing address to alienman at goldfishcake dot com
Disqus hid the fourth commenter from me and I failed to close the giveaway before you commented. Therefore, I will take full responsibility. Go ahead and e-mail your mailing address to alienman at goldfishcake dot com and I'll put together a consolation prize for you. Sorry that it won't be the body wash sample. I hope you don't mind!
I missed it!
But those are some cool sample sizes!! And I like their hand soap though! LOL! Out to fill out the survey now!
I think you missed a lice….
Aww I typed out a whole comment and I don't think it sent ><
I was saying thanks for the comment — I think you should do a post about it! I'm interested to see what others think since music players are so prolific nowadays. I get what you mean since other people's music tends to annoy me too (now I feel a bit bad :S) but I usually just go find the pause button anyway XD
And I've never heard of M Lab, will you review soon?
Yea, I want to test it out for at least another week, though. Thanks for being so open-minded about my point of view on the music thing! I'll try and get around to writing an entry about it, though I'm sure it might ruffle some feathers
Don't feel bad about it, though. I think you're a great person and I think any of your readers would understand that
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