As promised, here are photos from Friday’s trip to the pumpkin patch and apple orchards.

The plan was to go to the pumpkin patch, take some pictures, pick out some pumpkins and, then, come home. We ended up doing so much more.

Why the guilty expression? Has Alienman been a bad, bad pumpkin?

Yes, she’s a bad pumpkin, all right!

Check it out! I found us a big one! Victorious fobby pose time!

It’s too big to take home? Fine, I’ll eat it right here.

I had a difficult time fighting the urge to crawl inside one of these vats pretending to bathe in pumpkins.
Boyfriend taking pictures while pulling me around on the cart. I’m pretty sure mothers and chaperons were rolling their eyes at us, haha.




Onward!

Check out how round my face is. I look just like this pumpkin.
Things kept getting better. A black kitty at the pumpkin patch? How very October!



The boyfriend made me play around in the children’s hay maze. I got lost.


Hey, baby. Why don’t you pop into my.. er… hay-cave… and we can have some fun? *Wink, wink*

First pick of the season!
We had way too much fun and we could have gotten away with not paying a dime on the fun we had, not even for the apples we picked and on which we munched while taking pictures. It didn’t feel right to enjoy ourselves so much and pay only for a couple of pumpkins, so we added an apple cider to the list.
When we sampled the cider, we knew there was no way we could avoid buying it. The apple cider tastes exactly like the apples we had eaten at the orchards.
Which apples, you ask?
Why, these apples!

Just be glad you didn’t get stuck with a picture of me actually eating it. Some people are simply incapable of eating with grace.

Why, hello, handsome! Fancy a MOLESTATION?


Eat, my prettyyyy. AH hahahahahahahaaa! *cackle*

I severely regretted not having brought some buckets with which to pick apples. There were huge, ripe apples everywhere and the ones we tasted were so good. Thinking about them makes my mouth water even now.



Oh, yea. THAT is sexy.

GUH! O NO, APPLE! Spare me!


Check it out. This apple is making the rounds. Kicking arse and taking names.

Okay, I’m enjoying these pictures WAY too much.
Hope you enjoyed the pictures~!!
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I'm sorry, this is horrible, but with that 'onward' picture, the first thing I thought was….
“HEIL ALIENMAN!”
Now you know it. I'm a secret Nazi.
Then my work here is done.
However, I would advise you to refrain from all public display of worship and limit them to the confines of the forum, lest suspicion be aroused. Can't have people knowing what *really goes on in there.
PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA….
omg bad pumpkin was great…
but the ones that followed afterwards?!
hilarity!
AT least you got a BF who does your bidding (kk XD) and pulls you on the cart!
Hahaha. Indeed. I trained him well! We almost made those cart pictures into a .gif animation b/c you can see the cart moving.
Haha you got great pictures! Seems like everyone I know is going apple picking, maybe I should. Love your blush in these pics too! Must refer to the previous post for what you used
omg I love apples! Send me some please (and the apple cider too, pretty pretty please??)
awwww you make me really want to send you some, haha!
omg i LOVELOVELOVE these photos!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 you are just simply adorable alienwoman!! i'm so glad to be your friend… wait… we are… friends.. right? ahahahhahahaha i just want to eat you :9 and i got so excited looking at your photos that i now have hiccups. this is blasphemous.. i don't remember the last time i had hiccups. omg!
Haha! I love your guys' pics!! The nature ones are just gorgeous and the one with you & Z in them are just too fun!! You can just see how much fun you guys had!! I love that!!! Awwww KITTY!!!! I'd get lost in a hay cave w/ you! LOL!
you and the bf are so cute together! sounds like it was a lot of fun!
We still don't see the macro ass pics.
That is unacceptable alienman, I was so looking forward to those!
omg hahaha noooooooo!!! i
Hehehe! Looks so fun! And how cute are you doing that victorious pose?
The pictures with the black cat are gorgeous, what a beautiful and majestic cat. I love the eyes, so green and kinda….devilish muahaha perfect!
I love the face sticking out amongst the pumpkins, hehe…
so much fun! i totally miss apple picking with my bf and his parents – we'd leave the orchard with bags and bags of apples to eat…and his mom would randomly sit down for a break and slice up apples for us to snack on
what camera does your bf use?