AGH. By the time you guys see this post it will be SEP-FRIGGIN-TEMBER.
I’m freaking out because I’ve WASTED this past couple of weeks doing little more than…
.. oh, wait. Why am I freaking out? I’ve been doing just what I said I’d be doing. Nothing but sleeping, eating and blogging, ha!
Okay, so maybe the blogging activity has still been relatively lame. That’s totally my fault and I apologize for that. I also realized I forgot to send out promised coupons to some of my readers and that is just absolutely inexcusable carelessness and lack of consideration on my part. My deepest apologies to you guys. I will try to make it up to you! Until then, you may flame my blog with heated comments of spite and hurt, but you have to promise we can kiss and make out up afterwards.
Well, it turns out the sleeping part isn’t so easy to partake in when the local atmosphere gets so warmed up my pores start to choke. Nor does it help me in any way to be eaten alive by mosquitoes at night because a certain someone could not stand to drag a certain cat back inside after dark and close a certain balcony screen door.
“She likes it out there,” he says.
“She needs to be able to come in and out,” he says.
“Meh meh meh MEH meh,” meh meh. (That’s me bitterly mocking his speech and failing miserably in conveying the expression to you guys, thereby making a bigger fool of myself…)
So, I am covered in mosquito bites because my boyfriend loves my cat more than he loves me. The other night, I wondered why he didn’t come to bed and I caught the two of them in a snuggle-fest in the living room couch. You think I’m making this up to add comedic relief to this text but I assure you even I know not to make up stuff like that.
One day, Cat. ONE DAY.
I’m kidding. You guys know how much I love my kitteh. It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside when I see how much the man I love cares about the cat I love. That’s why I was so bummed when I lost my recent Bella pr0n blog post during the transfer. YOU WILL SEE IT AGAIN BWAHAHAHAHA. Yea, what’s up, I can make you guys read whatever the hell I want because I am the blog master.
O wait, I am not that powerful… yet.
The eating would have been better if I would just get up off my lazy butt to cook more, especially now that I’ve come to realize just how lame the restaurant scene is in Eugene. I did make some time to marinade some L.A.-Korean-style short ribs (galbi) for the boyfriend to barbecue to perfection!
I didn’t like how fatty the first batch (pictured above) of meat was. For the second one, we went over to a local butcher shop that provides free range beef. There was virtually no fat for them to trim! Totally worth the extra buck per pound, seeing as how we were getting MORE MEAT per pound and less fat. I wish I had photos of that batch to share .
I think that’s enough talking for the day. Here are some summer photos I never shared on my blog mainly out of sheer negligence.
- Some beach bum… o, wait. That’s me. It was so cold I used a sleeping bag to shroud myself from the wind.
- Obligatory feet photos for your inner fetishist.
- Pan-fried oysters by the sea
- Frequent stops to our favorite cafes for good food, good drinks and free wi-fi
All in all, I have to say I had an enjoyable summer (especially thanks to my dearest boyfwen! Happy Birthday!!) and I look forward to what the fall might bring.
If you’re feeling stalker-ish, you are welcome to check out the Anecdotes category of this blog to view or review what other summertime activities I have engaged in.
You can also check out my facebook album for this past season.
Also, I put in a button so you guys could leave me silly voicemails but it doesn’t seem to work. Bummer. I was hoping to post a few hilarious anonymous recordings, especially the super-creepy ones.
Welp, thanks for viewing tonight’s vomlog (word vomit blog). I leave you with an old cartoon I found from back in the pre-Holy Crap days. You can see my avatar hasn’t changed much.
I am alienman. Writing a small blurb about myself is the hardest thing to do. "Blurb" is a funny word.
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you are so cute <3
i totally LOLed at the beach bum photo.. and then the feet/leg photo.. i was confused as to why the legs were so different. hahaha omg i'm so dull sometimes. anyways
good job once again to the infamous bf for the photos… or wait, did you take them?
and yay for stalker-enabling… i think we should be fwends on fb
*nudge nudge*
i love how there's no scroll bar on this comment box. it's so… MYSTERIOUS. ahAHAHAHAHAHAH… um. okay…. i can't see what i'm writing
where did my super long comment go!? :O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ITS DISAPPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
uh can i be any more of a fob ? -_-a excuse my grammar.
but let try and remember everything i wrote
yes foremost.. that you are so cute <3 second that i totally LOLed at the bum photo. and that i was confused by the leg/feet photo and why they were different shades and different hairy levels (ahaha).. and kudos to infamous bf for his lovely photos, that is unless you took the photos <3 and then i wrote a bout how this comment box has no scroll bar and i can't see what i'm writing and how it's just so mysterious and how i like that.
oh yeah and how we should be friends on facebook *nudge nudge* and that i love how you're stalker-enabling.. enabler. stalker enabler… yes okay that's the recap. omg this is a novel. i hope you love me… bc otherwise i'd be scared if someone left me a comment this long. excuse the typos. i can't see….
uh can i be any more of a fob ? -_-a excuse my grammar. i’m having trouble leaving you comments
i feel angry! >_<
hahaha i thought you did that on purpose <3
As suspected, they did get filtered into the spambox. I think it might be because of the combination of colons and parentheses that made the filter think you were trying to put in a bunch of links or codes. Sorry about that sooji! And srsly wtf happened to my comment box scrollbar -_-; I think the guy who designed this template forgot to put one in.
I, uh, felt equally stupid about the feet picture. They’re so close together, I thought it was a pair of legs.
LOL at sooji.
… you guys. those are both my legs
jk
Those ;photos are gorrrgeous!
luuuuv all the photos – and the bit about your bf curling up with the cat (i KNOW my bf will end up doing the same thing once i/we have a cat)
really odd how september is here already…definitely enjoying the dip in the temperature, but not so much knowing that the year is already coming to a close.
and your latest comic totally made me chuckle
Your bf takes such AMAZING photos the one of you the beach is gorgeous! I totally laughted at the bum comment haha!
Great pics… sexy feet! AND BELLA RULES!! Whoooo!! LOL sorry coming off a caffeine high.. just got out of work..
But awwww the BF wuvs Bewaa!!!
Happy Birthday to him too! LOL! Friggin Sept already?! TELL ME ABOUT IT! GAH!! But yes I like it slightly cooler too!!
So when you comin out here huh?! HUH?! O_o
Yah how the hell does that call thing work? I wanna leave you creepy stalker messages… MUAHHH!!!
Am I supposed to put in MY #?!