Jack the agent: Ivano! I have booked you a fashion show!
Ivano the Model: Ah! Molto Bene! Finally! I was beginning to wonder if I was no longer desirable in the fashion industry! Whose show is this?
Jack the agent: Thom Browne!
Ivano the Model: … crap
Jack the agent: You take what you can get, Ivano! If Thom likes you, he might make you his next muse. You could definitely use that after this dry spell you’ve had.
Ivano the Model: … molto crap
*credits to Ink for providing the inspiration for this blog entry
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He has to be stopped!!!!
HAHA!! Is he wearing a SKORT?! LOL!! Tooo funny!! Wth? Does this guy’s shit sell?! LOL!!!
LEt me know when your coming down to the rock k?!
Hahahahahahaha…..
He should have at LEAST shaved his legs!
Ew that first model looks really weird… makes me go EW, hahahahaa
uhhh….interesting…see this is why I never follow fashion trends!
hahaha, “molto…crap!” That is called fugshion, mate!