Boyfriend: The Joe’s is going out of business.
Me: Oh!
(pause)
Me: Wait, I wonder if this means… (I trail off)
Boyfriend: The Willamette Pass? I don’t think so.
Me: Oh. I hope so.
(pause)
Me: WTF?!?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING BASED ON THE VAGUEST PHRASE I HAD EVER SPOKEN?!?! IT’S A TRAPPPPP
Boyfriend: TWO AND A HALF YEARS!!! I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS!!!!!!!!
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Haha!!! Too funny!! LOL!
What’s a Joe’s?! LOL! I’m stoopid! HA!
That is hilarious! I guess you know each other too well, but I think that’s really nice.
Btw I always look forward to reading your posts because they’re always so funny!!
hahaha you two are so cute. Yay I am glad you updated!
LOL!! and I actually know where the Willamette Pass is!
Hehehe Awwww, the BF and I do that too
aww, that’s pretty cute (and funny!)…what’s Joe’s?
You two are so cute. I’m a little jealous.
I’ve done that to Denis before. We had just watched that episode of South Park where the Canadians go on strike, and he was taking a shower. I heard him musing to himself, “… I’m not your friend, buddy!…”. He thought I couldn’t hear him, but I opened the door to the bathroom and stuck my head in and shouted:
“I AIN’T YOUR BUDDY, PAL!”
Look on his face was priceless. “Wha– how— HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS THINKING THAT? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!”
(To this day I haven’t told him that I had actually heard him through the door.)
You and your bf are sooooooooooo cute together. One of the cutest couples! You should talk more about him..and post more pics of u together. (:
that’s love right there!
HAHAAHAH so adorable. i love it when that special someone knows eggsactly what you’re thinking hehe
Haha You and your bf are so cute!
Joe’s used to be G.I. Joe’s. It’s a sporting goods and outdoor gear store. I never liked that store anyway. What really concerned me was that they had a shuttle bus that went to the Willamette Pass on the weekends and we took that to go snowboarding. It was super convenient because the Joe’s is a five-minute walking distance from our house and the shuttle was cheap. I hope the shuttle doesn’t get canceled!
hehe.
LOL!! and I actually know where the Willamette Pass is!