Git outta my headdddd

Boyfriend: The Joe’s is going out of business.

Me: Oh!

(pause)

Me: Wait, I wonder if this means… (I trail off)

Boyfriend: The Willamette Pass? I don’t think so.

Me: Oh. I hope so.

(pause)

Me: WTF?!?! HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING BASED ON THE VAGUEST PHRASE I HAD EVER SPOKEN?!?! IT’S A TRAPPPPP

Boyfriend: TWO AND A HALF YEARS!!! I HAVE LOVED YOU FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS!!!!!!!!

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15 responses to “Git outta my headdddd”

  1. wuzzyangel

    Haha!!! Too funny!! LOL!

    What’s a Joe’s?! LOL! I’m stoopid! HA!

  2. Olivia

    That is hilarious! I guess you know each other too well, but I think that’s really nice.

    Btw I always look forward to reading your posts because they’re always so funny!!

  3. Audrie

    hahaha you two are so cute. Yay I am glad you updated! :)

  4. Jamilla Camel

    LOL!! and I actually know where the Willamette Pass is!

  5. Chiara

    Hehehe Awwww, the BF and I do that too :D

  6. mayaari

    aww, that’s pretty cute (and funny!)…what’s Joe’s?

  7. Jessica

    You two are so cute. I’m a little jealous. :P

  8. May

    I’ve done that to Denis before. We had just watched that episode of South Park where the Canadians go on strike, and he was taking a shower. I heard him musing to himself, “… I’m not your friend, buddy!…”. He thought I couldn’t hear him, but I opened the door to the bathroom and stuck my head in and shouted:

    “I AIN’T YOUR BUDDY, PAL!”

    Look on his face was priceless. “Wha– how— HOW DID YOU KNOW I WAS THINKING THAT? GET OUT OF MY HEAD!”

    (To this day I haven’t told him that I had actually heard him through the door.)

  9. ann

    You and your bf are sooooooooooo cute together. One of the cutest couples! You should talk more about him..and post more pics of u together. (:

  10. ren

    that’s love right there!

  11. Trish

    HAHAAHAH so adorable. i love it when that special someone knows eggsactly what you’re thinking hehe :)

  12. Ink

    Haha You and your bf are so cute!

  13. susan

    hehe.

  14. Jamilla Camel

    LOL!! and I actually know where the Willamette Pass is!

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