There’s nothing that annoys me more than cheesy Christmas music. O wait, I take that back. Our new neighbor’s midnight-screaming toddler has filled that new role of most-hated.
So, I naturally thought to myself:
“Hey, what better way to spread Christmas love and cheer to my beloved blog readers than to share the very music I can’t stand, not to mention a cheesy animated star drawn on a picture of a Christmas tree in front of what appears to be a European shepherd’s house?”
So, Merry Christmas, guys!!!
*Click “Continue” to view card. I hate flash music embedded on sites that automatically play when the page loads.*
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Happy Holidays!!
MERRY XMAS MY TWIN!!
But, alas.. one thing we don’t share in common! I <3 Xmas music!! LOL! This one you chose is a bit off putting though!! LOL!!
People keep wishing me a merry Christmas, yet they look confused as all heck when I reply “Happy Hannukah!” They’re like, wait, you’re not Jewish, right? Well, I’m not Christian either…
Call me a cynic, but I’d rather just say “happy Present Day!” instead of having people wish me a merry Christmas, ’cause I’m not a fan of the whole baby-Jesus-in-a-manger-holy-child stuff associated with. And I especially HATE the treacly Christmas music.
/humbug
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays,… celebrate what’s worth celebrating!
have a great christmas / new years / holiday!
merry christmas and happy new year to you, too!! *mmmmwah*
Merry Christmas!!!!
Happy Christmas Alien man!!! I hope you have a wonderful one, because you deserve to
:D
MERRY XMAS ALIENMAN!
jkjk <33 I WUFFS YOU
^ damn my comment. I ment to say,
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
you cheap ass, you uploaded a pre-made card!
Aww… I love Christmas music, hehehe.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays,… celebrate what's worth celebrating!