***** BELIEVE IT OR NOT CARDS ARE ALL SOLD OUT WTF PPL ACTUALLY LIKE MY CARDS ZOMG I GON CRY T_____T ********
You guys probably remember the greeting cards I made last year?
I’m selling them again this year. Recession’s hurting everybody, so I’ve cut the prices from $2 down to $1 apiece.


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The cards are 3.5 x 5 folded and they each come with a white envelope. The inside is glossy like the outside so it’s best to use a ball point pen.
Domestic:
All domestic orders for up to 40 cards are now $3.
I haven’t figured out what I’d do with orders of 40 or more but I have a strong feeling that it’d be eons before such a generous order is placed. When I’m super-famous and my cards become the ultimate collectors’ items, though, I’ll worry about large-quantity orders then ![]()
On the rare chance that larger orders do get placed, I’ll probably get them weighed first and then come back with an invoice.
International:
Shipping rates will follow the USPS First Class International prices here. You can see how much you’ll be charged by determining under which group your country falls and how much your package weighs.
A pack of 20 cards weighs 12 oz in the bubble envelope that I use to mail out the cards. A pack of 40 cards weighs 16 oz
E-mail me at alienman at goldfishcake dot com w/your desired quantity and I’ll send you a paypal invoice.
Thanks for checking this out!!
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is it $2 for Canadian shipping too?
Yea, I’ll make it a flat fee since I love you guys so much.
These are great! I’m ordering my box now!
PayPal my ass!!! lol!! I’ll shoot ya the email…. And when I pass these out.. I’ll say “I made them”, “well my twin did!” loL!
Haha, you already sold 40 cards to me! XD Wow…how many did you have in stock? I can’t believe they sold out already! Good for you!
PayPal my ass!!! lol!! I'll shoot ya the email…. And when I pass these out.. I'll say “I made them”, “well my twin did!” loL!