Let’s start with the cons.
Actually, it’s not so bad. In fact, I’d probably buy it again, if it weren’t for the damn beads.
Still, it irks me that it’s got the ridiculously long name that comprises a promise it could not keep, even though I didn’t buy it for its promises! I don’t, for a split-second, believe that anything will minimize pores. O, durr, hey, dis promises to make my skin stop breathing! :B No, I just wanted a gentle foaming cleanser and that’s what I got. Still, I’m a bit bothered by too much false advertising on the packaging.
Also, the little scrubbing micro-beads? There are far too few. All they do is slip between my fingers and roll into my hairline. Any beads that manage to get on my face don’t even touch my skin because there’s a nice layer of cleansing foam embracing them in a nice pillowy hug. So, they roll around in the cushion of foam and get washed off. Even in the picture, you can tell that the bead content is minimal.
However, if you’re looking for a good foaming cleanser that’s gentle on your sensitive acne-prone skin and you don’t want it to make your wallet bleed, this is worth a try. The foaming action is actually much better if you hold a dime-sized dollop on the palm of your wet, clean hand and throw another palmful of water onto the dollop. Work it into a lather and then massage it on to your face. The grime washes off nicely and it doesn’t feel harsh.
Still, Biore, you can kiss my ass for bad product naming and false advertising. Maybe it’s actually named after someone you pitied, named Poor Minnie Meizing, but I highly doubt it. You can’t back out of this one. Minimizing, my ass. O, wait, maybe you were being creative and you were calling those beads “pores”. Those definitely minimized in number and were rendered useless.
I give you a B+ and a Would Buy Again sticker. O wait, I don’t have such a sticker. Someone make me a Would Buy Again sticker on Photoshop.
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Wow there’s a lot of cleansers that plant one on your nether cheeks huh? But seriously these “kiss my ass” reviews are helping me out.
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haha, ur so funny…love it!
Haha! There’s no way a cleanser can minimize pore, or hydrate or do anything else other than clean.
[...] I take their claims and promise-filled names into consideration. For example, I would purchase Biore Pore Minimizing Foaming Face Wash again but I’m still deducting points and giving it a miffed middle finger because of its [...]
I actually enjoy this cleanser. I have used quite a few, as I am pregnant and am prone to acne unfortunately. I agree with a lot of your points, but this product cleared up my skin so I am happy about that =)
I actually enjoy this cleanser. I have used quite a few, as I am pregnant and am prone to acne unfortunately. I agree with a lot of your points, but this product cleared up my skin so I am happy about that =)