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a random thot

By alienman on September 22, 2008

The more I think about it, the more I’m certain that the fools of the TSA stole my cell phone charger and eye drops.

Also, I took off my pajama pants the other day and realized I had been wearing pajama pants with a big hole in the back for a good 24 hours.  I’m not talking about a small hole, either.  You could wrap it around a submarine window.  I can’t recall if I wore this to Albertsons but I think I did.  It’s a bit disturbing to think of myself driving around in the middle of the night, looking for an open supermarket at 2 am, with an unintended ventilation system cut into the back seam of my pants that pretty much screams “I want butt-sex.”  Then again, this is Eugene, so I don’t think anybody would be shocked.

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16 responses to “a random thot”

  1. Liz
    Liz
    September 22, 2008 at 6:46 pm |

    I still clicked on ‘view more’ so I could leave a message. :P

    What’s TSA?

  2. wuzzyangel
    wuzzyangel
    September 22, 2008 at 6:57 pm |

    HA! If no one noticed your ventalation, try walking around in long johns w/ the butt flap open and see if anyone notices!! LOL!!

    Sucks about your charger and eye drops! I can understand the charger, but eye drops?! What are they too dry eyed and cracked out from staring at peeps’ naughty stuff in the luggage?!

  3. judyx
    judyx
    September 22, 2008 at 8:08 pm |

    dont worry..i’ve sat indian style one poker night..with a HOLE in my CROTCH! HAHA

  4. susan
    susan
    September 22, 2008 at 11:46 pm |

    at least you were freshly waxed xD

  5. Ainstein
    Ainstein
    September 23, 2008 at 1:39 am |

    i literally lol reading this. =P butt sex was tooo hilarious

  6. Rhondalei G.
    Rhondalei G.
    September 23, 2008 at 3:33 am |

    Buuuutttt sex! Ahaha! At least you weren’t at work. Gawd…I bought some black, cheapy, long gauchos at JC Penney (mistake #1) and decided to wear them to work (mistake #2). There was a break in the seam that was 3″ long – ass EXPOSED, but thankfully I had on black granny panties to cover. :p

    Oh and btw, TSA does steal shiet. Fawking bastards.

  7. LE TOKSTER
    LE TOKSTER
    September 23, 2008 at 4:05 am |

    LOL

  8. telliecoin
    telliecoin
    September 23, 2008 at 5:34 am |

    exposed flapppsss NOOOOOOOOOOOOO :P lol!

  9. ren
    ren
    September 23, 2008 at 9:53 am |

    LOL Omg this is like a seinfeld episode

  10. Karen
    Karen
    September 23, 2008 at 9:59 am |

    UGH! I haven’t lost a cell phone charger, but the TSA has forced me to discard many a moisturizer, conditioner and shampoo bottle in my time. They’re brutal!

  11. alienman
    alienman
    September 24, 2008 at 12:47 am |

    LOL I love the sympathy feedbacks I get on here. Susan LOLOL!!!!

    Liz: Transportation Security Administration. They’re the guys who go through your stuff at airports.

    The whole “liquids” thing is obviously a ploy supported by airlines to make us buy drinks from them. Assholes.

  12. Liz
    Liz
    September 25, 2008 at 12:12 pm |

    Ah I see… yes, tough asses I hear those TSAs…. I should be careful what I bring with me to NYC then in December!

  13. trish
    trish
    September 25, 2008 at 12:15 pm |

    HAHAHA VENTILATION SYSTEM!!!

    don’t worry, you’re not th eonly one who’s done that :(

  14. (g)ezebel
    (g)ezebel
    September 26, 2008 at 1:59 pm |

    uh, what if a person likes butt-sex..? *winks*

  15. gavelect
    gavelect
    November 11, 2008 at 9:42 am |

    Hi, I really liked your beauty blog, it has some useful stuff in it, thanks.

  16. judyx
    judyx
    October 5, 2009 at 2:14 am |

    dont worry..i've sat indian style one poker night..with a HOLE in my CROTCH! HAHA

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