Oh, yea, I paid my first visit to Planned Parenthood yesterday. I had been getting my annuals from school through FPEP. Dear Fellow Oregonians: If you girls aren’t in the FPEP program and you don’t have insurance, this is definitely worth looking into b/c this is what covers all your costs at your campus clinic or at your local Planned Parenthood. Just be sure to claim zero income.
Anyways, for you beauty blog addicts, you might compare the visit to the makeup counter…
except MU’s don’t ask you about your sex life and don’t shove foreign objects up your *zomg* and take samples…
Okay, it’s NOTHING like a visit to the makeup counter.
You do get a LOT of free stuff, though. Free birth control prescription? Check. Free Plan B? Check. Free bag of condoms? Check. Free handful of lubricant samples? Woo, check!
WE GONNA HAVE LOTSA SEX NOW!
Just kidding. I don’t have sex. I don’t believe in it. I only take birth control to prevent ovarian cancer, which my mother was once diagnosed with. Don’t tell FPEP that! They won’t cover you if you’re not sexually active.
Just kidding. I do have sex. I can’t not have it. My man is smokin’ hot and I can’t keep my grubby paws off him. Poor boy sometimes cries because he feels like a piece of meat that I objectify, but it’s his damn fault for being such a hunk of hotness!
Just kidding. I’m not a sex-crazed maniac.
I’m not. I swear.
Whoa, okay, I think it’s time for me to STOP BLOGGING!!!
I was intrigued at how easy everything was. I was pretty nervous about the whole thing, but you could tell they made everything as easy as possible for any girl who might be nervous about going in there. Everything was literally no sweat.
As soon as I left, I gave the boyfriend a call.
Me: “I’m just leaving Planned Parenthood.”
Boyfriend: “Ooh, nice!”
Me: -_-;
Me: “Yeah, cuz, you know, I’m planning our parenthood.”
Boyfriend: “… Or lack thereof!”
Me: “>:[!!!!! YOU DUN LOVE ME”
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haha, I miss posts like this. had anyone else been in the room with me, they would probably be wondering why I was chuckling to myself in front of my laptop. glad to hear that your visit wasn’t too nerve-wracking!
Had you been drinking when you wrote this entry???? 0_0
j/k
Seems like it’s very easy to get contraceptives over there. Here, it’s a GP visit (at 50-60 euro a pop) for a 3-6 months prescription for the pill…. f*ckin’ rip off.
“Poor boy sometimes cries because he feels like a piece of meat that I objectify, but it’s his damn fault for being such a hunk of hotness!”
haha! omfg I think my laptop is emitting smoke now or something. i’m sorry but there’s a comic strip just waiting for that line to be born into it
can you make this post into a comic strip or something. something like “alienman visits pp”
oh gawd, the ideas i have on a 26 hour adrenaline rush!
What BC did they give you?
I love Planned Parenthood, I have craaazy parents who would never forgive me if they knew I was boinking with my boyfriend of 4 years. Talk about denial to the max. -__-
ahahahaha yay for free stuff?
Haha! Sex addict!!!
And I have to agree with aradani… Free stuff is the shizzle! Have you seen how much birth control, condoms, and lube costs?!! My gawd!! It’s a small fortune to practice safe sex!
Hi,
I’m new to your blog but HOLY SHIT you cracked me up so bad !!! I love your makeups and your posts are just so enjoyable to read!
I’d love to add you to my Beauty Gurus lists if you don’t mind! : )
I’m Inan btw…
LOL I came across your blog and I’m ROFL* its so funny b/c I was thinking about going to planned parenthood this weekend but I kept having second thoughts because I was scared as hell! but thanks though, you’ve calmed my nerves
I’m going to link ya hope you dont mind HEHE
I’m glad you had an overall good experience – I work for the one in Boston MA and I think Planned Parenthood is awesome. If you can ignore the idiots protesting outside the door, you’ll find that we work really hard to make it a welcoming and safe place.
LOL. oo they have these kind of centre here… except they are full of teenagers.. very unnerving.. i prefer my family doctor thanks haha.
NP! OOOH FREE? I like free lol..I’m still deciding between going to my university clinic or PP I think I’m gonna aim for PP..less embarrassment LOL!
k don’t be a stranger! I’m gonna read the rest of your blog entries to my delight now thankkk you
I’ve yet to step foot in a PP, but only because the school clinic is RIGHT THERE. So it’s convenient. But that means I pay a deductible. When school’s all done with I’ll probably be visiting PP. Or the boy needs to get a vasectomy.
Hahahaha I LOVE you! ^______^
HAHAHA love the part about the BF and sex, LOL.
What BC did they give you?
I love Planned Parenthood, I have craaazy parents who would never forgive me if they knew I was boinking with my boyfriend of 4 years. Talk about denial to the max. -__-