C’mon, Bella! We can’t let Enzil hog the spotlight, can we?! Note: Some of these were taken by the bf.
“… but I’m so shy!”

Gawd, you’re a fattie. Maybe we SHOULD keep you behind the curtains for a while. At least Enzil has a nice wardrobe. Bella doesn’t even have a collar to her name. And wtf, do you have FOUR EARS in this pic???

Well, if there’s anything you’re good at, it’s POOING ALL OVER THE BALCONY.
It’s my fault, though, for accidentally locking you out so that you can’t get to your litterbox. I’m such a bad mommy T_T Several times, I’ve accidentally left her out overnight. Oh, how she’d cry and run to mommy for love when the boyfriend finds her and opens the door for her in the morning. This is why I no longer let her out on the patio when I’m about to sleep.
This is Bella’s chair. I’m serious. Nobody else sits here but her. It’s not because we respect her space or anything – she’s a cat, for crying out loud. It’s cuz it’s covered in inches of cat hair – plus, otherwise, I would have gotten rid of that hideous chair. In fact, I still want to get rid of it, but then the boyfriend counters with, “You want to get rid of the chair when Bella loves it so much?!”
Omg, we DO respect her space. OMG Is it healthy for us to HEED HER WISHES to the extend that we KEEP FURNITURE FOR HER?!
WHO OWNS WHOOOOO
But, the boyfriend does have a point. She likes to be near me wherever I am, even if she won’t let me hug or hold her T_T So, whenever I’m in the studio, where her chair is, she sits here and keeps me company.

Here’s what she really thinks of me. The little stinker. Maybe I should take away the chair, after all. Mooning me with all levels of indecency. I’ve never been so offended by a bunghole in my life.

I like that insane look in her eyes in this one. That’s pretty much how she always looks b/c she’s the most schizophrenic cat I’ve ever seen. What’s hilarious is that, when she’s freaking out or scared, her pupils get really big and perfectly round, so she actually looks sweeter than when she’s calm and her pupils are the usual cat-slits. That’s when people want to pet her, when she’s all freaked out and ready to scratch you if you reach your hand out to her.
This is her “try and pet my luxuriously soft tummy (so I can rip your fingers off)” pose. There’s that crazy look in her eyes again.



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Hey alien man! I love your looks, too. SO much. You have the most adorable face.
My sister lives in Portland! I loooooove visiting her there.
I still need to take pictures of my new hair. I’ve been laughing at ANTM YT videos of girls crying getting their hair cut short.
Awww Bella! Enzil & Bella should totally date… cuz I think Peanut is kinda metro male sssh…. his mommy shaves him like a poodle dog, who’d want that for a cat bf!!!! *runs and moons xpink*
Enzil had his own pc chair too, but I threw it out cuz I would always run into it and fall LOL Enzil was pretty pissed off and sat on my chair for a month… now he migrated over to my pillows…
There was cat that looked exactly like Bella that I originally wanted to adopt. I have an addiction to chubbier cats, but the hubby didn’t want the chubby cat
He was afraid it’d eat everything and die on me quickly *pffft!* BUT glad I didn’t though cuz Enzil was scheduled to be put to sleep a week after we adopted him ;_;
Cya Bella, Enzil says he is fixed, but he knows how to lick *hehehe*
LOL at bella bunghole tossin’ ya a nice smelly one.
i wish i could have a kitty cat, but i’m the only one who is not allergic to cats… plus, my dog might eat it. :0/
p.s. looooove that second FOTD. pretty colors!
i would so poke Bella’s tummy in that last photo, but she’d probably bite my finger off lol.
pink looks great on you, def should wear it more often.
and i do have mineral makeup on in my pictures…plus taking pics near the window tends to fade out uneveness in my skintone. honestly my skin doesn’t look perfect at all in real life :S
i would so poke Bella’s tummy in that last photo, but she’d probably bite my finger off lol.
pink looks great on you, def should wear it more often.
and i do have mineral makeup on in my pictures…plus taking pics near the window tends to fade out uneveness in my skintone. honestly my skin doesn’t look perfect at all in real life :S
Your Bella is too cute and very healthy heheh. I totally love your last pic, pinks really suit you,you doe eye beauty heheh
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I like the white liner under your eyes, so lovely!
LOL at Bellas rear end pic. I espcially like the princess pic, haha!
Omg! My cat totally has the same chair support from my bf too! I’ve been wanting to get rid of this chair in our room, cuz it’s soo freaking huge, and the only use it gets is for tomo’s bed and a place for the bf to toss his DS. And when I mentioned we should shuck it… he said, “But it’s HER bed!” Even though she sleeps with us on our bed more! LOL!
This post is killing me and I love it! Too funny!
ROFL. I <3 Bella.
Bella is such a pretty kitty! I’m loving her BLUE eyes… all mine have boring kitty-yellow eyes. =P
Your cat is adorable. lol at the crazy look. My cat stole the nicest chair of the house and coated it with cat hair.
btw, when I ordered off cherryculture, they sent me the baby pink/cotton candy/spring flower trio instead of the lake moss trio I ordered. I was planning to exchange it b/c I wasn’t a fan of pinks until I saw how great they look on you. Plus, I’ve heard that Lake Moss looks “muddy” with all 3 colors appearing black and I don’t want to go through the trouble of exchanging and paying extra (though they offered me free shipping on my next purchase to compensate for their error). Do you like that pink trio? Should I keep mine? Sorry for the long comment.
your cat is so adorable! the spring look is pretty, i like how you did your eyes ^^
Omg fat kitty! <333 I love overweight animals, I think they’re the cutest. XD
You’re purtty.
Can I please take your kitty? I’ll give you makeup in exchange.
Hehe, just kidding. No amount of makeup could be exchanged for your kitty…right??
Omg, I love cats! I have a gray one with a white belly. But its short haired….I want a white persion cat. Those are awasome!