BELLA ATTACK SOCKS!!
DON’T JUST STAND THERE! TAKE DOWN SOCK BEFORE IT REGAINS CONSCIOUSNESS!
I MOVE SO FAST CAMERA CANNOT CAPTURE!
*groooaaannn* I fear this is a battle that I am losing… go on without me… save yourselves….
WOT! You’re not BELLA! YOU JUST HAVE HER TAIL!
O SHNAP WE GOT CAUGHT RETREAT!
DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME?! RETREAT!!
HUMAN! YOU DO NOT SCARE ME!






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haha so cute! all your pics and captions are so funny
haha so cute! all your pics and captions are so funny
omg i hate raccoons! they are evil.
but your kitty is adorable
for some reason, raccoons fascinate me. i hear they’re even smarter than dogs. there were actually four of these guys, all MUCH bigger than my cat btw, sitting around in our little patio for a feast